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I'll start: Couch cushions. I put a bag of crisco in between them. My couch is good in bed.

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That would be her pooper, Bob.

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I put a bag of crisco in between them.

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Crisco comes in a bag now?

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I put a bag of crisco in between them.

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Crisco comes in a bag now?

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No, you put crisco in a sandwich bag, or in my case, a 40 gallon trash bag, and then go to town on that.

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Lois Griffin: Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!
Peter Griffin: Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.
[Flashback]
Peter Griffin: Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow.
[Flashforward]
Lois Griffin: Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night.
Peter Griffin: Oh

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Your Mom.

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Your Mom.

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Wow, creative!

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Wow, creative!

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Yea. I'm pretty sure being "creative" about finding new things to [censored] isn't really a good thing.

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There's a site that lists a bunch of these homemade sex toys. BTW, I admire your candor.

Freakin

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When I was 13ish I took one of the dice shakers from our Parcheesi game and soaked it in water hoping it would simulate a blowjob.

-Michael

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Yes. his candor is to be admired. As for the rest of him... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Mattress.

I'm too embarassed to elaborate.

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Your Mom.

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Wow, creative!

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Hmm, be uncreative or a weirdo freak. Tough decision.

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Anyone else find his wording disturbing?

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Anyone else find his wording disturbing?

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I love lamp.
Brick, do you really love the lamp or are you just saying you do?
I love lamp!

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I'll start: Couch cushions. I put a bag of crisco in between them. My couch is good in bed.

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they don't call them love seats for nothing.

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When I was 13ish I took one of the dice shakers from our Parcheesi game and soaked it in water hoping it would simulate a blowjob.

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I was a late bloomer. I wasn't beating until 14 or 15. Then all hell broke loose.

Did the dice shaker give good head?

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Where's the kid with the home casino that keeps posting about [censored] fruit?

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Where's the kid with the home casino that keeps posting about [censored] fruit?

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I "knew a kid" who used to warm up a melon or something in a microwave. Sounds interesting.

But, ya, I'd like to here from this guy u mention.

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Was it really love?

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Where's the kid with the home casino that keeps posting about [censored] fruit?

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Tworooks - I read every thread he starts!

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Was it really love?

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Ya, until my parents came home.

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Throw a banana peel in the microwave for 10-15 seconds or so...you figure out the rest...

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myself.

OMG HAHAHA ROLF GET IT ?!?!?! Ololrofmgomghglohahah.

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Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.

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see what happens when bison doesn't start his thread on time?

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Two things that make me cry:
1) This thread.
2) Gimmick accounts.

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A 7 year old girl

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Dude, not funny.

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You're pretty sure it was meant to be? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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my ex.

'nuff said.

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this cheerleader named jaime--she was 4'8

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this cheerleader named jaime--she was 4'8

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I think I did her too. Where was this? What was her last name?

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You're pretty sure it was meant to be?

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See, even Mat had to pull it off.

Lawrence

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university of nebraska. watson. and kudos to you if you did too cause she was hot despite being sort of gnomish.

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university of nebraska. watson. and kudos to you if you did too cause she was hot despite being sort of gnomish.

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No. My hot midget cheerleader named Jamie was in Texas, which was seriosuly why I asked. How many of them do you suppose there are?

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she was actually from texas (granbury i believe).

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she was actually from texas (granbury i believe).

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Too weird. She never went to UT though?

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Anyone else find his wording disturbing?

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Yes, even "had sex with" is a stretch. Pretty much anything besides "been stimulated to orgasm by" is indicating a lot of emotional investment in an already bizarre thing.