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MrWookie47

09-05-2005 07:25 PM

Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

So, I come back from a nice vacation away from work and poker on the internet, and I'm feeling pretty good about life in general. About the 5th thing I did when I got back was to sign on to 2+2. I find that I have this PM waiting for me:

[ QUOTE ]
We need to replace the NC thread with a new one. It's too big and bulky basically. Having that many posts to scroll down make the banners less visable, and don't make the advertisers happy. I just wanted to give you the honor of creating the new thread before I locked the existing one.

Hope you don't mind too much. The designated NC thread was a great idea, and acts as an important outlet to keep bad beat threads down. Feel free to blame me or whatever in yr new post -- the mod is supposed to take some heat . (You could even copy and paste this pm if you like.)

[/ QUOTE ]

It appears that the only two people who didn't like the NC thread in its current state are the moderator and the darn advertisers who keep this website running. Anyway, it's time for a new thread before Greg brings down the hammer. For the record, _Kevin_ has the honor of being the last to post in the old thread. With that, let the bad beat and moran posts begin!

I'll also take the honor to kick things off with a bad beat post of sorts. What was the first thing I did when I got back from vacation? Well, I fired up my computer to discover that my hard drive had crashed. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] The darn thing was less than a month old, and I hadn't even had my computer on while I was gone. Turn it on, Windows comes up, system hard locks, and the hard drive is fried. Looks like I'll be working off my laptop for a while.

Anyway, enjoy the new thread!

Fryguy

09-05-2005 07:33 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

I just lost with 3 fullhouses in 30 minutes. My downswing is going to extend much further beyond 3000 hands than I thought.

I'm starting to become genuinely worried about my bankroll.

Saint_D

09-05-2005 07:34 PM

This is why I never bonus whore

Well lets just get the bad beats rolling. I had an entire weekend filled with them. every 2 outer that could rob me did. Every flush draw I missed, or lost to a higher flush. Every nut flush was rivered by a full house.

This is what my bonus clearing session at empire looked like this weekend. This isn't even the whole thing. This is the "good" part. including the bonus, I am down 71BB. I have played way worse than this and won 5bb/100 over the same number of hands. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

http://www.pokergrader.com/display.p...855571&p=1

http://www.pokergrader.com/b/4855571/output1.png

Luck
Expected Flop Strength per $ (Actual): 64.75% (57) Bad Luck
Expected Turn Strength per $ (Actual): 69.46% (65) Bad Luck
Expected River Strength per $ (Actual): 71.95% (68) Bad Luck
Expected winning % per $ at showdown (Actual): 53.71% (45)Bad Luck
Overall Luck: -19.65 

Thank god for the NC thread. Otherwise I would just have to complain to the dogs.

-D

chiachu

09-05-2005 07:36 PM

Re: This is why I never bonus whore

thats almost exactly the same graph i have for the party poker bonus

DerFleischmeister

09-05-2005 08:23 PM

Re: This is why I never bonus whore

I ALWAYS lose money during bonus-whoring time (but, including the bonus, come out ahead usually.) I think a lot of it has to do with higher-limit players coming down to my level to clear bonuses.

hemstock

09-05-2005 08:24 PM

How to lose 50BB in 13 hands.

This guy lost 50 dollars in 13 hands.
Our hero is on the Button.
The rest of the players are good players though [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7 players)
SB bets, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 raises, CO folds, Button 3-bets, SB calls, BB caps, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (15.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Button raises, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 3-bets, Button calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (30.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises, Button 3-bets, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 42.50 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 5c 3c (two pair, fives and threes).
UTG has 8s As (one pair, aces).
UTG+2 has Kd Jd (one pair, jacks).
Button has Kh 2d (high card, ace).
Outcome: BB wins 42.50 BB. 

Same Hero is MP3

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 3 folds, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB raises, 1 fold, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, UTG folds, MP3 raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, MP3 caps, Button calls, SB calls.

River: (18.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Button bets, SB calls, MP3 raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, MP3 caps, Button calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 30.50 BB

Results in white below: 
MP3 has 4c 8d (one pair, fours).
Button has 6d Ah (two pair, aces and sixes).
SB has Jc Kh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 30.50 BB. 

Our Hero is MP2 now.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP2 calls, 1 fold, CO 3-bets, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls, MP2 caps, CO calls, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (20.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB bets, UTG raises, Hero folds, MP2 3-bets, CO calls, BB folds, UTG caps, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16.75 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, MP2 raises, CO calls, UTG 3-bets, MP2 caps, CO calls, UTG calls.

River: (28.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, MP2 raises, CO calls, UTG 3-bets, MP2 caps, CO calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 40.75 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Jc As (full house, jacks full of eights).
MP2 has 2s 2c (two pair, jacks and eights).
CO has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and jacks).
Outcome: UTG wins 40.75 BB. 

Lesson: Variance sucks for hero.
And I didn't take a single penny out of these bastards [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

thesanch

09-05-2005 08:29 PM

AA never holds up?!?

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, MP2 calls, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (13 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB bets, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, MP2 3-bets, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero caps, MP2 calls, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (16.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, UTG raises, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, MP2 calls, SB 3-bets, UTG caps, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, MP2 calls, SB calls.

River: (36.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 40.50 BB

Results below: 
SB has Jd Ts (one pair, jacks).
UTG has 7h Ah (one pair, sevens).
Hero has Ad Ac (one pair, aces).
MP2 has Js 2s (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 40.50 BB. 

Yes it does!

DoomSlice

09-05-2005 08:34 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

Those are the worst players I've ever seen.

Hojglad

09-05-2005 08:38 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

[ QUOTE ]
Those are the worst players I've ever seen.

[/ QUOTE ]
UTG played the turn properly.

bigredlemon

09-05-2005 08:46 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

What's NC?

DerFleischmeister

09-05-2005 08:48 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

NC = No Content.

To the Wook: What exactly is "Fillmaff'd"?

Greg J

09-05-2005 08:52 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

BOOM, sha-lok-lok, BOOM

Mildly amusing.

MrWookie47

09-05-2005 09:01 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

[ QUOTE ]
BOOM, sha-lok-lok, BOOM

Mildly amusing.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lesson 1 is the one relevant to the title of this post, and also the funniest.

DoomSlice

09-05-2005 09:03 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

Besides UTG. Shouldn't they know that a pair of jacks with a crap kicker is no good there?

DerFleischmeister

09-05-2005 09:14 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

LMAO

It's only fitting what hand Fillmaff has "copyrighted", because he IS the King Jackoff.

Hojglad

09-05-2005 09:17 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

[ QUOTE ]
Besides UTG. Shouldn't they know that a pair of jacks with a crap kicker is no good there?

[/ QUOTE ]
Absolutely. They must have taken "play aggressively in big pots" too far. To be fair though, the guy acting after thesanch was a complete donkey. He would raise and three bet and cap with next to nothing. He probably put the SB with JT on tilt.

Oh, and btw, thesanch is a freaking nit. He wanted to fold the turn. I forced him to call down via AIM. I wanted him to raise the river but he wouldn't do it.

thesanch

09-05-2005 09:28 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

Yes I am a nit. I admit it. You would be scared too if an decent player raised that turn when all you had was a pair.

BTW, you never said to raise the river. It would have been awesome if I did, but I didn't.

bigredlemon

09-05-2005 09:31 PM

Re: This is why I never bonus whore

[ QUOTE ]

Expected winning % per $ at showdown (Actual): 53.71% (45)Bad Luck
Overall Luck: -19.65 

Thank god for the NC thread. Otherwise I would just have to complain to the dogs.

-D

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm running at -25.7 overall luck

I'd complain to the dogs too if I had any [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Hojglad

09-05-2005 09:37 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

[ QUOTE ]
Yes I am a nit. I admit it. You would be scared too if an decent player raised that turn when all you had was a pair.

BTW, you never said to raise the river. It would have been awesome if I did, but I didn't.

[/ QUOTE ]
There was no decent player in this hand that raised the turn. Nit.

turaho

09-06-2005 08:16 AM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

You want a bad beat? I'll give you a bad beat. Villain had less than a 1% chance of winning this hand on the flop:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (9 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (13.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Hero raises, SB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds.

Turn: (10.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, UTG calls, UTG+1 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (22.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 caps, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 34.00 BB.
Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 4c 4h (four of a kind, fours.)
Hero has Qd Qh (a full house, Queens full of fives.)
UTG has Qs Th (two pairs, queens and fives.)
UTG+1 wins 33.50 BB.


It's UTG that really makes me smile in this hand, though.

Bradyams

09-06-2005 02:45 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Brady is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Brady raises, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Brady bets, CO calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Brady bets, CO calls, BB folds.

River: (6.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Brady bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results:
Brady has Ts Th (full house, tens full of aces).
CO has Qh Qd (full house, queens full of aces).
Outcome: CO wins 8.75 BB.

tiltaholic

09-06-2005 04:13 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

and i'm taking a break now.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/JM2005/nc.jpg

Bradyams

09-06-2005 04:16 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

You and me both. I'm down $180 this morning at 2/4 in ~200 hands. The fish have got my number today.

Greg J

09-06-2005 05:35 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

That sir, is, I beleive, the worst bad beat possible from a statistical standpoint. I have seen it too. A while back (like almost a year ago) a Party .5/1 hand (this is from memory):

I have AA (offsuit) in LP:

Two guys limp in ep, I raise in mp, folded to the bb who calls.

Flop: A T x

Checked to me I bet, two callers.

Turn: T

I get check raised, I 3 bet, the third guy goes away, villian caps.

River: T

He bets, I call al in (ran out of chips [mistake, I know <but hey this was played a long time ago so please don't flame me {I don't make this mistake anymore}>]).

Some clown turns over T4o.

I go buy a new mouse.

aces_dad

09-06-2005 05:37 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

Your problem in this hand is playing offsuit A's. The suited ones play much better IMO.

hemstock

09-06-2005 06:21 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

Yay for a downswing graph.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8...wnswing3ij.jpg

Paxosmotic

09-06-2005 06:28 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

For the last three days, I just do not feel like playing poker at all. What is wrong with me? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Pylos

09-06-2005 06:38 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

This one is cute.

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP2 raises, Hero calls, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: (7.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
MP2 bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, MP2 folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

River: (9.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 17.25 BB.
Results in white below:
CO has Ad 5s (a straight flush, five high.)
Hero has 9s Ks (a flush, ace high.)
CO wins 16.50 BB.

Greg J

09-06-2005 06:39 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

[ QUOTE ]
Your problem in this hand is playing offsuit A's. The suited ones play much better IMO.

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm sorry, but this just weak tight thinking.

aces_dad

09-06-2005 07:05 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

Yeah, I really need to loosen up a little. I'm going to add the same color A's first and see how that works.

Paxosmotic

09-06-2005 09:01 PM

God Damnit, Bet!

I'm sick of losing to idiots like this. I call this my "would you [censored] bet already" series

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises, SB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (3 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Kd Kh (one pair, kings).
Hero has Jd Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB. 

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
4 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (2 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (1 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (3 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Kd 5s (four of a kind, kings).
Hero has 7d 9c (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB. 

GOD DAMNIT how do I keep losing to people that play like this? I want my 42BB back.

hemstock

09-06-2005 09:18 PM

Re: God Damnit, Bet!

Thnk long run. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

The mighty 52o
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP3 calls, Hero raises, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold, MP3 calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, MP3 folds, Hero calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: (12 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results:
Hero has Jh Ah (one pair, aces).
SB has 2s 5d (straight, five high).
Outcome: SB wins 14 BB.

The powerful 93s
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 4 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG folds, CO calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls.

River: (10.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 12.25 BB

Results:
CO has 3c 9c (two pair, nines and threes).
Hero has Jc Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: CO wins 12.25 BB.

The donk X 3
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, CO calls, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, CO calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (12 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero calls, CO folds.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qh Td (two pair, queens and tens).
Hero has Th Ac (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 14 BB.

And the highlight of my day

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 2 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks.

Turn: (2 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks.

River: (2 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls, MP3 raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, MP2 folds, MP3 caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results:
Hero has Jc Qd (straight, ace high).
MP3 has 6c Ah (full house, aces full of sixes).
Outcome: MP3 wins 11 BB.

Fool had a full house and was checking it through the river.

WordWhiz

09-06-2005 10:11 PM

Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

Thank god I wasn't in this hand--I would have thrown my mouse through the screen:

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP (UberFish) calls, 1 fold, Button (PoorSap) raises, 2 folds, MP (UberFish) calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UberFish bets, PoorSap raises, UberFish calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UberFish checks, PoorSap bets, UberFish calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UberFish checks, PoorSap bets, UberFish calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below: 
UberFish has 8d 9h (straight, ten high).
PoorSap has Td Ad (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UberFish wins 8.75 BB.

DoomSlice

09-06-2005 10:40 PM

ROYAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG calls.

Flop: (7 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, SB calls $0.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: 11.75 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 6h Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Js Jh (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.75 BB. 

I suck out goot.

Saint_D

09-06-2005 10:50 PM

I hate poker.

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 1 folds, Hero checks, Button calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: (6.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (5.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, SB calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, SB calls, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 14.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has Jc Kh (a straight, ten to ace.)
SB has Ah 8s (two pairs, aces and tens.)
MP2 has Kc 3c (a flush, ace high.)
MP2 wins 13.25 BB.

TwoShedsJackson

09-07-2005 07:41 AM

Re: I hate poker.

Sorry but this one doesn't qualify, MP2 has the nut flush draw and a gutshot on the flop and turn and has odds to call that - you should be happy he's too passive to three bet you on the river because the board is paired or you would have lost more.

Also, don't check KJ in the CO when you've posted and there's a couple of limpers in front of you. In fact don't limp it there even when you haven't just posted, you should be raising.

09-07-2005 08:34 AM

Re: God Damnit, Bet!

I'm in my first nasty downswing now, and am genuinly happy that somebody else is experiencing exactly the same stuff. I see all the usual suspects, and I fear for the health of my mouse. The funniest maneuver it seems, is to do that "gotcha-raise" on the river with the flopped monster, after checking or calling down two streets.

So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all.

DoomSlice

09-07-2005 10:50 AM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

Do you fold the river if you're UTG?

Think you're ahead 3% of the time?

lautzutao

09-07-2005 01:11 PM

Who says tilt doesn\'t pay?!?

I had been dealt KK twice in a row and had them cracked both times on the river...I should have folded this hand on the turn but I'm glad I didn't. I would have punched a hole through my monitor when the river came up:) I promptly took this as a sign from the poker gods to quit playing for the day and I did

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, MP1 raises, 3 folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (15 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP1 raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP1 caps, Button calls, Hero calls, UTG calls.

River: (26 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, MP1 calls, Button calls.

Final Pot: 29 BB

Results:

Hero has Ac Ad (full house, aces full of jacks).
MP1 has Kd Jc (full house, jacks full of kings).
Button has Js Qh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 29 BB.

Hojglad

09-07-2005 01:16 PM

Re: AA never holds up?!?

[ QUOTE ]
Do you fold the river if you're UTG?

Think you're ahead 3% of the time?

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes, I would. I don't think his hand is good here ever.

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