McDonalds employees set world record for idiotcy
 

Or "I'll take an order of soddomy with my strip search."

Video

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idiotcy?

VIDEO: WOW

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Remarkable. Just confirms my long-held belief that most people are deeply, deeply stupid.

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Assistant Manager Donna Summers

Detective Buddy Stomp

brilliant

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lol, she does jumping jacks. morons

edit: and a sexual act. omfg.

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this is absolutely [censored] retarded

people seriously can't be that stupid

yeah she just has a purse up her vag

come on....

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I'm dying to see this. Can someone give a precis?

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it's an ABC newstory - so yes SFW

telling you what it's about defeats the purpose of watching it

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I had to stop watching it. There is no way I am the same species as that lady. I'm ashamed to be human.

This goes to show how far down the path of mindlessness indoctrinating people in to the police state will take us.

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left hand: rocks
right hand: some people

I weigh em up, carefully considering.

Decision: Nope I can't tell which choice is dumber.

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edit: and a sexual act. omfg.

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Sodomy................................

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No matter how stupid you are, how do you let someone SIIYP?

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No matter how stupid you are, how do you let someone SIIYP?

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sodomy in this case meaning fellatio

granted, that does not make the characters here any smarter

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This is just ridiculous. I feel the need to find massive quantities of weapons grade plutonium after being subjected to such idiocy.

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I don't know if you guys remember what you were like at 16 working at fast food, but you just do everything your boss tells you b/c you don't want to get fired. I think you are being TOO hard on these people. I mean at some point something should've went off in their heads, but how is being strip searched that crazy? Didn't it happen at airports a bunch without much just cause?

Then when you're naked you probably just do anything anyone says to get it over as fast as possible and you feel so vulnerable/scared/etc you don't question it.

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The second my boss tries to tell me he's going to strip search me in the back room is the second I get the [censored] out of there.

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The strip searching isn't *that* stupid. It's the sucking the dick that is utterly retarded.

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The strip searching isn't *that* stupid. It's the sucking the dick that is utterly retarded.

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LOL. That pretty much sums it up for me.

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The strip searching isn't *that* stupid. It's the sucking the dick that is utterly retarded.

[/ QUOTE ]whoops I missed that in the video...nm lol what a [censored] retard

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Just to show how far the dumb has reached, I ask a dumb question.

Is the bj called 'sodomy' cos it's unwilling (ie a crime), or do some merkins call it sodomy anyway, even if a bj is legal?

(Please don't tell me that bj's are illegal over there!)

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Sodomy isn't necessarily illegal everywhere. And oral sex is, by definition, sodomy. "Non-coital copulation with a member of the opposite sex," is one of the definitions according to Webster.

Now, generally places with sodomy laws only have such laws to prevent homosexuals from enjoying themselves sexually, so this act which is widely enjoyed by heterosexuals is generally ignored.

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That dude must one one smoothe talker.. seriously, how in the hell do you pass off her giving this random dude head as some measure of security? That's classic, though. Idiots.

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The guy getting head was in on it though, wasn't he? Am I imagining that part of the report?

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This goes to show how far down the path of mindlessness indoctrinating people in to the police state will take us.

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I think this is less a reflection of your 1984 fantasies and more a reflection of how dumb fast food employees are.

And as for the guy who got head, you have to figure he knew it wasn't a cop on the other line, but just figured he had a good thing going.


ps. There were a few stories of similar occurences at some Wendy's restauraunts in MA a few years ago.

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id do her

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You can just imagine the phone conversation.

"Miss, we have reason to believe you have hidden the wallet in your throat"

"I haven't, I assure you"

"Well, we will need to check this out by doing a throat search, with your bosses special searching tool. You see, the penis is the most sensitive part of the body, and it should be able to check your orifice thoroughly for the offending item".

"Uh.... OK".

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This is totally [censored] crazy.

So she actually sucked the dude off?

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This is totally [censored] crazy.

So she actually sucked the dude off?

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hot

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Just to show how far the dumb has reached, I ask a dumb question.

Is the bj called 'sodomy' cos it's unwilling (ie a crime), or do some merkins call it sodomy anyway, even if a bj is legal?

(Please don't tell me that bj's are illegal over there!)

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Sodomy is any sexual act which can't result in conception. Anal sex, oral sex, beastiality, etc.

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Just to show how far the dumb has reached, I ask a dumb question.

Is the bj called 'sodomy' cos it's unwilling (ie a crime), or do some merkins call it sodomy anyway, even if a bj is legal?

(Please don't tell me that bj's are illegal over there!)

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Sodomy is any sexual act which can't result in conception. Anal sex, oral sex, beastiality, etc.

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I realise that, I'm just surprise an unwilling engagement of an act that isn't illegal is called by the same name. It's like charging someone with 'sucking off'. You see my point?

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but it IS illegal (some places) technically

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I'm speechless. Wow. Wow. What can I say.

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Just to show how far the dumb has reached, I ask a dumb question.

Is the bj called 'sodomy' cos it's unwilling (ie a crime), or do some merkins call it sodomy anyway, even if a bj is legal?

(Please don't tell me that bj's are illegal over there!)

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Sodomy is any sexual act which can't result in conception. Anal sex, oral sex, beastiality, etc.

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I realise that, I'm just surprise an unwilling engagement of an act that isn't illegal is called by the same name. It's like charging someone with 'sucking off'. You see my point?

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A direct interpretation of the laws on the books could charge a willing participant with the crime of 'sucking off.' The laws are outdated and are barely ever enforced, but in this particular case, no one is going to try to defend this guy on the account that it is a bad law.

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I assumed this was a hoax and did a Google search, which would appear to confirm it's real. The guy getting the BJ had to know what was going on. I mean, really.

EDIT: The guy had an IQ of 83. That's pretty low to the point of being mildly retarded. How he was an assistant manager of going to the bathroom himself, let alone a McDonalds, is beyond me.

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No, my point is the name of the "legal" action (let's assume it's legal) is the same as the illegal action.

It's like charging someone with 'intercourse' rather than 'rape', or 'walking' instead of 'jaywalking' for example.

Anyway, my point has grown too retarded to continue arguing.

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"I assumed this was a hoax."

I thought this was likely too; the names seem made up in addition to the ridiculousness of it all. But on the other hand it doesn;t seem like the sort of thing a news channel would joke about.

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No, my point is the name of the "legal" action (let's assume it's legal) is the same as the illegal action.

It's like charging someone with 'intercourse' rather than 'rape', or 'walking' instead of 'jaywalking' for example.

Anyway, my point has grown too retarded to continue arguing.

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In some US jurisdictions, giving a blow job is not a legal action voluntary or not. Remember, this country was founded by pilgrims.

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I keep hearing Donna Summer songs in my head now.

"She works hard for the money" is playing at the moment... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Smartest person in the whole video: the chick doing the naked jumping jacks and giving the BJ.

$$$$$$$

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Holy Crap. The smartest guy is the 57 year old Janitor. I knew the world was a cruel and vicious place, and this confirms that it is incredibly idiotic as well. When in doubt, assume the worst. I will never trust anybody in authority over me again.

Those involved should all be liquidated except for the girl. She can come to my place for some job training.