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balling-- biggest baller move you\'ve ever done
One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for my friends... not very baller like. Everyone else, start your bragging. And yes, i will make another thread of everday balling-- if this thread does well.
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One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for the bar.
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One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for my friends... not very baller like. Everyone else, start your bragging. And yes, i will make another thread of everday balling-- if this thread does well. [/ QUOTE ] back in my gangbanging days i GAVE a car to the neighborhood halfwit. |
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Using girlfriend's car to pick up a hooker.
Checkmate. Next case. |
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I took my grandparents out to eat once.
They still talk about that |
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Using girlfriend's car to pick up a hooker. Checkmate. Next case. [/ QUOTE ] sorry sir, you were looking for the 'biggest dick move' thread. |
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"One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for my friends"
Doesn't everyone do this from time to time? Edit: Never mind, I forgot this forum is full of cheap [censored] who split checks down to the penny based on what was ordered. |
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tony, this is a "normal" thing, i just really couldn't think of a 'baller' move, so that was the best i could come up with... Damn if i had a better example, this thread woulda blown up! I'l give it til 2morow after noon
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I was playing xxxer in a cardroom in Atlantic City - wow, I can't believe I'm admitting this, but -
I won, and tipped the person who distributed the cards. The WHOLE dollar ! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] * Top that, tightwads [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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what exactly were your gangbanging days?
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what exactly were your gangbanging days? [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaahha. |
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Probably the time I rented Zaire for a few months so I could stage a boxing match there.
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I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."
I felt like King Nebuchanezzer. |
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Haha I used to light cigarettes with $100 bills. I would just swap out the burned ones from my company's bank deposit the next day.
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I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you." I felt like I had just wasted $20. [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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[ QUOTE ] I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you." I felt like I had just wasted $20. [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] Wrong. I was paying for the satisfaction of glee that I got from watching my friend's disgusted reaction. |
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Last year, was rich from playing go fish. Exams finish, me and 4 friends were going to a club to celebrate, but I wanted to stop by a friends house party first. Club was going to be packed and we knew we couldnt go to the house party if we wanted to get in. So I say I will take care of it, we go to house party, later we arrive at the club and as expected there is a ridiculous line. I go up to bouncer hand him 100 for us, and he lets us in.
Also, took mom and brother out for lobster dinner, and I also decided that I was going to pay for my university books (like 1000). My dad was like "how much are books?" And I am all "its taken care of". Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood. |
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I once went to a strip club and actually paid for a lapdance.
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one time i had a few thousand in my pocket. It was seperated into rubberbanded $20 stacks of $1k. My drug dealer buddy and I had been doing blow all night and were crashing out around roughly 10am when I sprung up and exclaimed "Hey bitch, ever been slapped with a G-stack before?" and threw one of the rubberbanded stacks at his back as hard as I could.
He arches his back and yells "AAAAAAAAHH!! Motherf---er!!! F--- you, I'm keeping this!" I said "Go ahead" and we both fell asleep. |
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"we both fell asleep" sounds like "i'm ending this post with something like 'NUFF SAID' but he didn't actually keep the money"
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Yeah he kept it but it's not like I'm in the hole 1k to him, he is a baller too, we don't keep score.
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i won 7k in a smallish private canasta tournament hosted by an aquaintance. he had his girlfriend and a bunch of her (single, hot) friends act as hostesses/waitresses during the tourney. after the tourney, a couple of the players and a bunch of the girls (maybe 7?) hit up a club my friend was promoting for, i covered the entire parties bar tab.
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Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood. [/ QUOTE ] You can always cash in on your Jew gold. |
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[ QUOTE ] Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood. [/ QUOTE ] You can always cash in on your Jew gold. [/ QUOTE ] Beware he may just use his fake jew gold |
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I just bought about $1000 in Xmas presents for some needy families. Does that count? I am old and not exactly sure what baller means.
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I just bought about $1000 in Xmas presents for some needy families. Does that count? I am old and not exactly sure what baller means. [/ QUOTE ] Urban Dictionary is your friend. |
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I actually just dropped $300 on gifts for coworkers alone, by far one of my biggest accomplishments.
Secret Santa's got nothin on this guy...gifts for all... |
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Flying two of my friend to Vegas with me after making like $2000 bartending one night. It was one of those "Hey it's 5am, I think there is a 6:30 flight to Vegas, wanna go?". Unforgetable three days....
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood. [/ QUOTE ] You can always cash in on your Jew gold. [/ QUOTE ] Beware he may just use his fake jew gold [/ QUOTE ] great south park reference, since no one else got it. |
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