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i have a seat in the $1,000.00 wsop satellite tomorrow at paradise @ 6pm. 12 seats for every 1 entrant i think.

there is a 99% chance i can't play. who thinks they can win granny a seat? i have no idea what would be fair compensation for something like this, but i'm sure we can work it out.

i was thinking of giving the ringer like $10 or $12. sound fair?

KIDDING. if i need the ringer, i certainly won't underpay them. i need someone motivated. who's the best here in the zoo at these MTT's?

PM me if

1. you have confidence
2. are available for a 6p start tomorrow

please tell me in the PM what is fair deal in your mind

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ty

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12 seats for every 1 entrant i think.

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Wow 12 seats for every 1 entrant count me in!

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12 seats for every 1 entrant i think.

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Wow 12 seats for every 1 entrant count me in!

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ahhh pooooo. my first typo and error in the zoo

ok, take mister smartypants off the list.

btw, i NEED the ringer

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I consider myself a ringer but my low post count will probably turn you off.

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My vote is for my gal AAmaz0n... solid MTT who always takes my last longer bet in Zoo events.

I would offer but id prolly end up dumping all your chips right before the Illinois game [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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I say bugstud does it. Nobody has been hotter than him in MTTs lately.

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isnt he an illini man himself? dont think he will play if the game is on...

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What about Justin, Jurollo?

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i think a percent of your wsop take would be pretty standard, but you could offer a buyout

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i think a percent of your wsop take would be pretty standard, but you could offer a buyout

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That's what I was thinking. MLG would be a good one to contact too, he's already qualified.

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i think a percent of your wsop take would be pretty standard, but you could offer a buyout

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ok, i have offers from people i don't know to do it for free (whereby i assume my balance will be gone since 2 of them created the posting acct just to write the PM), and i have an offer from someone who i think is a good choice, but they think 25% of any wsop winnings or $500 to play it is fair. i dunno about that, but we agreed that i should post this number.

is 25% fair? the player will waive any money to play the satellite if we go that route instead of $500, and i REALLY like that part because we are true partners in that scenario.

25% ?? what you think?

i already ix-nayed the $500

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If you go % payout for WSOP winnings make sure you arnt on the hook for the taxes of all winnings...

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25% is much too high. All they are giving up is a few hours of their time.

Im sure someone skilled like William (where has he been) or Lorinda would do it cheap.

rJ

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25% is much too high. All they are giving up is a few hours of their time.


rJ

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i have to find the balance where the motivation is extrodinary. when i made that comment, this is the number he gave me.

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I have just mentioned this to Sheriff on IM, as current KOTZ I thought he would be perfect for the job.

I have told him to PM you Granny

Ali

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oo, ty AA

thx all. i have 3 or 4 that i am very pleased with and will get one from the bunch if negotiations don't tank

/PM

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Granny Mae rejected me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I could've really used the money if i won.

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What about The Matador? Or the All County dude? Or what about the dude that smokes p.o.t.?

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What about The Matador? Or the All County dude? Or what about the dude that smokes p.o.t.?

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LOL. BrownThumb would go all in every hand.

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Will you let us know who you picked so we can watch him?

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Oh... you said "ringer" not "finger"... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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What about The Matador? Or the All County dude? Or what about the dude that smokes p.o.t.?

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LOL. BrownThumb would go all in every hand.

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Worked for Saabpo...

Surprised no jackasses mentioned "it" to take Granny's place.

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jesus christ thats graphic...i love it [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Oh... you said "ringer" not "finger"... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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california exotic product. it is made of the super stretchy rubber, so fat fingers ok. even better is to use nubby one as a cockcage

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How old are you granny mae?

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How old are you granny mae?

old enough for you not to have worry about getting her pregnant... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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How old are you granny mae?

old enough for you not to have to worry about getting her pregnant... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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How old are you granny mae?

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don't listen to cubswin.

he screwing with my action here.

how old are YOU? got any aversion to condoms? any latex allergies? will your chin support a strap-on?

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"will your chin support a strap-on?"

mine will [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I really wish i could find my old avatar with sue johanson strapping that puppy on... 1 million bonus points to anyone who can find a link to that pic...

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whereby i assume my balance will be gone since 2 of them created the posting acct just to write the PM

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haha! i seriously love degenerates. i think 25% is too high. i might play it for free if it didn't require hours.

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All they are giving up is a few hours of their time

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maybe not even that long. 15 minute rounds. for a thousand dollar buyin, that's ridiculous. 30 minutes is what you get at stars for lower buyins. sometimes i wonder if paradise has any clue at all.

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How old are you granny mae?

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don't listen to cubswin.

he screwing with my action here.

how old are YOU? got any aversion to condoms? any latex allergies? will your chin support a strap-on?

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i might play it for free if it didn't require hours.

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wow, you are an outstanding human being and role model to the zoo.

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How old are you granny mae?

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don't listen to cubswin.

he screwing with my action here.

how old are YOU? got any aversion to condoms? any latex allergies? will your chin support a strap-on?

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Theres a post over at B&M about hookers in vegas...

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1 million bonus points to anyone who can find a link to that pic...

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Are these worth anymore than Party points... if not, I am not putting in any effort.

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Are these worth anymore than Party points

even better... they have the same value neteller points...

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i checked and was surprised you are right about the 15min rounds. i sent an email to marketing to suggest they lengthen these in future ones. not that they listen to granny, i'm sure i am on auto-delete, but as the buy-in rises, so should the length of rounds imo. the end gets a bit crap shooty.

also, i can't get express consent for my ringer but i am trying. if you see a hot dog posting and folding, it is because i chose my marriage over the wsop try.
*sigh*

yes, i know, they really would not have known, but stupid me decided to find someone here. sheriff suggested i ask (thanks sheriff) and so far no go. too many granny haters here to even try it now that i opened my pie-hole.

hmm, happy marriage or wsop sat?
OR
unhappy marriage AND wsop sat?
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this should be a no brainer! i don't get no damn sex anyhow.

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how long would it take to get far in this thing?

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how long would it take to get far in this thing?

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no clue.

i'm assuming there will be about 60 players, but i don't know what the blinds start at. if they start at 10-20, it will go fast. hell, if they start at 5-10, it will still be fast with 15 minute rounds and under 100 players.

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1 million bonus points to anyone who can find a link to that pic...

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Are these worth anymore than Party points... if not, I am not putting in any effort.

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