Natalie Portman or the Force
 

Simple question to get your minds off Jesus guy.

You have the following two options to choose from:
a) Natalie Portman is yours. She is in your bed every night.
b) You have the Force (light side) and a light saber.

Now, let me lay out a few groundrules for this arguement.

First, just because you have the Force, doesn't mean you can do the Jedi mind trick to get Natalie Portman into your bed everynight. For starters, you aren't a Jedi (moran), and secondly, Natalie Portman isn't weak-minded. In fact, for the sake of this scenario, no girl is weak-minded enough that you could use the Force to get her into bed any more than you could use your current charm to get her into bed. Also, it's only the light side of the Force you have, no electricity shooting or midiclorean messing with. This means no robbing banks and whatnot with your newfound abilities, the light side of the Force would preclude you from making such bad decisions.

Now, if you choose Natalie Portman, you get all of the benefits that come with it. She genuinely adores and loves you, and you get bangbangbang all you want. Since you're a couple now, you share the same bank account, so money is no longer an issue for you. Also, you get the same A-list treatment as her anywhere that she would.

Soooo, what is it?

http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arqui...ieportman4.JPG

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http://www.nebulousdesigns.com/portf...in_blue_04.jpg

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i didn't really read any of the arguments because this pick is portman and it's not even close.

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The force.

AINEC.

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good question

im choosing natalie cuz shes got a great personality [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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The force and it's not even close. Just think of all the cool bar tricks you could do.

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A, thank you.

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when i saw the title of the post i thought the force, after seeing the picture i change my answer to portman

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I have a better idea: let's just post pics of her and not bother with the lameass Star Wars hypothetical bullshit.

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You all understand that in 20 years, having the Force is still gonna be badass right?

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i didn't really read any of the arguments because this pick is portman and it's not even close.

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Dude. Natalie Pr0tman is hot and all, right? And that's cool too. "Oh hey, this is the girl I'm currently humping. Natalie, meet my friends. Friends, meet Natalie." Super.

Did I mention if you have the force...

you get to have a light saber.

seriously.

a fucking light saber.

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http://www.young-nude-celebrities.co...portman135.jpg

Envision this, in your bed.

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You all understand that in 20 years, having the Force is still gonna be badass right?

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Though those pics are incredible, this comment definetly made my decision much clearer.

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All of you picking Portman must not get laid much, eh? IT'S THE [censored] FORCE AND A LIGHTSABER. The force, easily.

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All of you picking Portman must not get laid much, eh? IT'S THE [censored] FORCE AND A LIGHTSABER. The force, easily.

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I picked Portman because I don't know or care what the "force" is. I don't watch star wars.

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crappy fake pic, tbach.

and i'd choose the force/fuck1ng lightsaber, it is not close.

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You all understand that in 20 years, having the Force is still gonna be badass right?

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You'll be tired of Natalie Portman in less than two years.

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Exactly. I mean, the force and light saber combo makes yoda look badass.

http://starship.python.net/crew/mard...nt%20Dooku.jpg

Do you honestly think it wouldn't get you hotter chicks than Natalie Portman?

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Who is that chick?

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Why do people keep posting obviously photoshopped pics?? Ms. Portman doesn't need some slut's body pinned on to be out-of-this-world hot.

Also, what exactly does the force allow us to do? I haven't seen any of the Stars Wars movies.

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Easy, the force. Just being able to grab food from the kitchen without getting up is better than Portman.

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You all understand that in 20 years, having the Force is still gonna be badass right?

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You'll be tired of Natalie Portman in less than two years.

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True, but get one hollywood babe and think of the other just normal (not famous) extremely hot babes that would be all over you just because you would be cheating on natalie.

That being said. The pick is the force. It's +EV in the long haul.

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crappy fake pic, tbach.

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I ain't too smaht. Better now.

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Who is that chick?

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GIS has failed me. I need to get better at looking at pics before I post them.

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You'll be tired of Natalie Portman in less than two years.

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Remember no matter how hot she is, how great she is, some guy somewhere, is tired of her bs. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

The Force. I might not be able to mind control a girl by the standards of this poll but I could still do some amazingly impressive things that would impress the heck out of chicks. And Id have a real lightsaber...thats a lot better than the plastic one Im carrying around right now.

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You can move matter with your mind, which would probably be its number one use. You are also able to sense/feel many things that others cannot. I'm not sure if it's the force, or the jedi training, but jedis also have incredible reflexes and speed.

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I choose The Force and here's my reasoning

1) Women (yes, every single one of them) are pure evil. I'm not talking dark side of the force evil... they are an evil of which we are not allowed to speak of. Portman will end up [censored] you over eventually as her evil is beyond the bounds of the conditions in this poll thing

2) Not even the Force will help with the way Portman looks in 30 years

3) The light saber. This item alone can land you all the puss to last a lifetime.

4) The Force. Pretty much speaks for itself.

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shouldnt this be a poll?

Natalie

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Whoever took down that fake pic of Natalie, I don't care if it's fake. It was nice. Put it back up.

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I didn't want to be another polltard. I included pictures (sorry NP is photoshopped, I didn't look hard) and tried to make it substantive.

It's a fine line between making a good poll, and being a moron.

Here's another picture to make up for my mistake:
http://i.timeinc.net/instyle/read/im...pop_140502.jpg

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I'd take the force. Save a few lives and get all the poontang you want. Superheroes get maddd poonanie, and don't you forget it.

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i didn't really read any of the arguments because this pick is portman and it's not even close.

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Dude. Natalie Pr0tman is hot and all, right? And that's cool too. "Oh hey, this is the girl I'm currently humping. Natalie, meet my friends. Friends, meet Natalie." Super.

Did I mention if you have the force...

you get to have a light saber.

seriously.



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i would rather have a hot ass girl who worships me and who is rich and who i get to have hot dirty sex with everyday. yeah, the force would be neat and all, but wtf do i really need a lightsaber for? i'd probably get arrested for using a deadly weapon.

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All the pics you could ever want...

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http://i.timeinc.net/instyle/read/im...pop_140502.jpg

Beautiful.

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i didn't really read any of the arguments because this pick is portman and it's not even close.

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Dude. Natalie Pr0tman is hot and all, right? And that's cool too. "Oh hey, this is the girl I'm currently humping. Natalie, meet my friends. Friends, meet Natalie." Super.

Did I mention if you have the force...

you get to have a light saber.

seriously.



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i would rather have a hot ass girl who worships me and who is rich and who i get to have hot dirty sex with everyday. yeah, the force would be neat and all, but wtf do i really need a lightsaber for? i'd probably get arrested for using a deadly weapon.

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How would they arrest you if you had the Force and a lightsaber? Just go do your own Jedi training for a while, and you should be able to pwn anyone. Lightsabers can deflect laser beams and cut through solid steel for christ's sake. Primitive bullets would be no match for the Force either.

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i didn't really read any of the arguments because this pick is portman and it's not even close.

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Dude. Natalie Pr0tman is hot and all, right? And that's cool too. "Oh hey, this is the girl I'm currently humping. Natalie, meet my friends. Friends, meet Natalie." Super.

Did I mention if you have the force...

you get to have a light saber.

seriously.



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i would rather have a hot ass girl who worships me and who is rich and who i get to have hot dirty sex with everyday. yeah, the force would be neat and all, but wtf do i really need a lightsaber for? i'd probably get arrested for using a deadly weapon.

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exactly, you could never use it anyway. Now if we changed the scenerio to where they let me use that [censored] to fight crime and cut people up, then i might change my vote. Otherwise all id use the force for is to get hot poon and lots of money, both are accomplished with Ms.Portman

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I'm going to have to opt for the Force and the lightsabre in this one.


with both, you're pretty much unstoppable. and yes, passing up on Natalie Portman would hurt, but I think with my Force skillz I could probably coax a really sultry bad bitch like Angelina Jolie into my bed. I'd take Angelina over Natalie [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]


edit: well damn, maybe I should have read all of that crappy fine print. I guess my scenario wouldn't play out so well given your guidelines

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Yea, but when you are 50 and Ms. Portman is old and wrinkled, I bet you will be wishing you picked the other option.