I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

I thought I needed to announce this. Poker is rigged.

That is all.

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I thought I needed to announce this. Poker is rigged.


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I'll alert the media.

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That is all.

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Thank you for your enormous contributions to the board. You will be missed.

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

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Poker is rigged.


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Yeah... By Me.

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No once cares. That is all.

I'm not even being mean. No one cares.

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See you at the ring game tomorrow night.

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

Sounds like a rough day at the tables. It's probably better that you leave poker altogether if you don't have the nerve to get yourself through it or the drive to learn to deal with it. Good luck to you whatever you do from here on.

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

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Poker is rigged.


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You might as well take a stick and whack a beehive

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"You might as well take a stick and whack a beehive"

Wow! That is the best one liner I've heard in months!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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I did not know that Roger Clemens posted here.Or is this Michael Jordan?

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i doubt very much that your results were caused by rigged games.
If you can't accept responsibility for your results, retiring is the smartest thing to do.
Regards,
Al

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Yeah, right, buddy. See you at Oneida next week.

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

You ever play at Menominee?

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

(add more sarcastic comments here)

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If I had a $1 for everytime I swore to my friends I was quitting poker......

Re:Tactless Troll sings swan song....
 

I am making my formal retirement from poker.

I thought I needed to announce this.

Poker is rigged.

That is all.

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

you don't play poker....

you just post stupid crap....63 posts in two days?

rb

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

Chump.

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True Fact: over 90 of 100 poker players are lifetime losers. Although, no, the game is not rigged, statistics like this are a bit daunting to say the least. If you feel you are in the "over 90" group, retiring might be the best option. (I, of course, hope you reconsider [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])

gl in whatever you do and wherever you go, just remember we're always willing to welcome back a retiree to the tables. Especially one who thinks the game is rigged.

888

Re: I am making my formal retirement from poker.
 

don't be such a pussy.

I agree 100%
 

Poker is rigged in both casino and online games. The house takes a percentage known as a rake from each pot played. This is money that goes to the house not back to the players. This gives the house an edge in a game in which they have zero risk; this is a very good deal for them. As a player, one must be able to win enough from the game to make up for this rake and show a profit. If a player is unable to show a profit, eventually the rake will beat him and destroy his bankroll.


Good luck,

Fitz

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wait, you mean the money the casino takes out of my pots isn't for the girl upstairs that was waiting for me???

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Another poor deluded fool. Don't you know, in the poker game of life, women ARE the rake....

Fitz

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Hi PackerFan22:

One thing for sure, poker is not right for everyone. If that's the case with you, then stopping is the best thing you can do.

Also, I have found it beneficial to take a little break every now and then, so perhaps you might be back.

best wishes,
Mason

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I thought I needed to announce this. Poker is rigged.

That is all.

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Internet video poker is NOT rigged. Try soma dat!