I lost my 90% of my bankroll tonight
 

My girl friend came back to our studio apartment with dinner. The food hawkers outside our building weren't set up so she ended up bringing back some Korean food from a small local place a few sois down. Deep fried dogmeat that is cooked with a banana tasting vegetable on the outside and seasoned with soya sauce, pickled spicy cabbage, fragrented rice, and pork and sea food vegetable dim sum. Meanwhile, I had been hammering at the 50/100 NL tables for about 4 hours. I was running into some horrible luck if anyone noticed. I lost a 35K pot when my A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ran into Mahatma's 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] on A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He was playing very aggressive and thought there was a strong enough change when he pushed on the flop that he has on a draw or nothing at all. A few hands after that I ran A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] into a turned gut-shot straight against Mulberry. And then a few hands after that I got stacked again by Teacupper when 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] went up against T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] on T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

This is when I started tilting. Mahatma kept free styling in the chat. I normally would turn off the chat here, but instead I called him Eminem's Gay Lover, which seemed to both infuriate and inspire him to continue free styling with added enthusiasm. I have to admit that his rips started getting to me after awhile, and combined with my newly found bad luck, I started to "go off".

I had 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and opened up UTG. Mahatma says "I got this one guys". He pot reraises. Son of a bitch I thought to myself. I wait about 3 seconds and push. This bastard lets all of his time running down, throwing out ill lyrics at me then finally types "wearing pink show laces, i gots pocket Aces". The flop comes 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], then the river brings A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I spit dog all over my computer screen.

It gets worse. I pushed a flop of A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] with 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and teacupper instacalls with 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], and of course he hits on the river. Nice pot odds, I say to myself.

Next hand I am allin preflop with AK against 77. No help, I get stacked again. Five minutes later I get allin with a flush draw on the flop, no help comes, down another stack.

At this point I say to Mahatma, 100/200 NL. Right now, lets go. In less then 30 seconds we are playing HU. He starts off pushing me around, but I wont have any of it. I raise him with K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and he calls. The flop is 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. I bet more chips then half of you will ever see. He raises me. Finally my luck is changing. I push and he calls. You wont believe this trust me. He has a set of fours and catches on the river.
Next hand I get AQ. I raise and get reraised. My gut tells me to fold, get up and try again later. But my hand clicks allin and he has KK, which means I lost another 20K.

I click on neteller and add more chips, but something insane happens. It comes up declined due to insignifcant balnace. I back track. How much did I lose? $365,000 in five and half hours.

I am however, still optomistic for the future.

Re: I lost my 90% of my bankroll tonight
 

If this is true....WOW !!

Playing without the bankroll it would seem..

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OMGOMG

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whoa

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nh

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Holy crap Kane, you don't deserve this, even if you tilted.

Go find a yoga teacher and do that for a few days.

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I don't know what to say except sorry, man. Better luck in the future...

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seems a obvious joke, just by the description of the food , *_* how could someone ever belive in this

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I spit dog all over my computer screen.

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I laughed out loud.

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yeah has to be joke

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I don't believe it.
Deep fried dog?

but, if its true...i'm sorry.

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seems a obvious joke, just by the description of the food , *_* how could someone ever belive in this

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You might not realize this but dog is widely eaten in Korea. It really isnt any different then eating chicken or beef.

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You played mahatma HU for 5½ hours and lost $365k without 10 people starting a million threads.... i find this unlikely.

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You played mahatma HU for 5½ hours and lost $365k without 10 people starting a million threads.... i find this unlikely.

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Excellent work, detective.

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OMG !!

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I had 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and opened up UTG. Mahatma says "I got this one guys". He pot reraises. Son of a bitch I thought to myself. I wait about 3 seconds and push. This bastard lets all of his time running down , throwing out ill lyrics at me then finally types "wearing pink show laces, i gots pocket Aces". The flop comes 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], then the river brings A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I spit dog all over my computer screen.


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This is so unethical...

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seems a obvious joke, just by the description of the food , *_* how could someone ever belive in this

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You might not realize this but dog is widely eaten in Korea. It really isnt any different then eating chicken or beef.

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if you had lost that ammount you wouldnt even care for the food anyway it was fun hehe [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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At least you still have your car and your apartment. That guy is insane.

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Was this all just an elaborate ploy to announce that $365k is 90% of your bankroll?

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My girl friend came back to our studio apartment with dinner. The food hawkers outside our building weren't set up so she ended up bringing back some Korean food from a small local place a few sois down. Deep fried dogmeat that is cooked with a banana tasting vegetable on the outside and seasoned with soya sauce, pickled spicy cabbage, fragrented rice, and pork and sea food vegetable dim sum. Meanwhile, I had been hammering at the 50/100 NL tables for about 4 hours. I was running into some horrible luck if anyone noticed. I lost a 35K pot when my A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ran into Mahatma's 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] on A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He was playing very aggressive and thought there was a strong enough change when he pushed on the flop that he has on a draw or nothing at all. A few hands after that I ran A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] into a turned gut-shot straight against Mulberry. And then a few hands after that I got stacked again by Teacupper when 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] went up against T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] on T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

This is when I started tilting. Mahatma kept free styling in the chat. I normally would turn off the chat here, but instead I called him Eminem's Gay Lover, which seemed to both infuriate and inspire him to continue free styling with added enthusiasm. I have to admit that his rips started getting to me after awhile, and combined with my newly found bad luck, I started to "go off".

I had 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and opened up UTG. Mahatma says "I got this one guys". He pot reraises. Son of a bitch I thought to myself. I wait about 3 seconds and push. This bastard lets all of his time running down, throwing out ill lyrics at me then finally types "wearing pink show laces, i gots pocket Aces". The flop comes 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], then the river brings A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I spit dog all over my computer screen.

It gets worse. I pushed a flop of A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] with 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and teacupper instacalls with 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], and of course he hits on the river. Nice pot odds, I say to myself.

Next hand I am allin preflop with AK against 77. No help, I get stacked again. Five minutes later I get allin with a flush draw on the flop, no help comes, down another stack.

At this point I say to Mahatma, 100/200 NL. Right now, lets go. In less then 30 seconds we are playing HU. He starts off pushing me around, but I wont have any of it. I raise him with K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and he calls. The flop is 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. I bet more chips then half of you will ever see. He raises me. Finally my luck is changing. I push and he calls. You wont believe this trust me. He has a set of fours and catches on the river.
Next hand I get AQ. I raise and get reraised. My gut tells me to fold, get up and try again later. But my hand clicks allin and he has KK, which means I lost another 20K.

I click on neteller and add more chips, but something insane happens. It comes up declined due to insignifcant balnace. I back track. How much did I lose? $365,000 in five and half hours.

I am however, still optomistic for the future.

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I didnt see any of this action on UB, where did it happen?

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I knew this day would come.

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If it's true then bad luck Kane. Learn what lesssons you can and get back in there buddy.

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I didnt see any of this action on UB, where did it happen?

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In the world of your imagination.

It was quite an interesting post, though - very entertaining, KKF.

Barron Vangor Toth
BarronVangorToth.com

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I liked the rhyme a lot hahah

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100/200 NL is played on the Prima network.

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I don't understand; don't you get enough attention from all the jock-sniffers around here? What's with the artificial drama?

SpaceAce

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you still have more money than me

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I don't understand; don't you get enough attention from all the jock-sniffers around here? What's with the artificial drama?

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I found it funny, I imagine that was the intent.

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What's with the artificial drama?

SpaceAce

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Perhaps it wasn't your intent, but the way I read "artificial drama" you almost made it sound like a bad thing... Drama is good, real or fabricated.

Barron Vangor Toth
BarronVangorToth.com

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That is a very well written piece of fiction, made me smile, thanks Kane.

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I swear twoplustwo has a great selection of the dumbest people alive today.

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I just confirmed with reliable sources, this is just a stupid lie.

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If your bankroll is only 400k you shouldn't be playing 50/100 nl... Anywhere between 10/20 25/50 sounds about right...

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I just confirmed with reliable sources, this is just a stupid lie.

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No, it's a vaguely amusing post that only a complete idiot would think was real.

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I just confirmed with reliable sources, this is just a stupid lie.

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Are you being a wise guy?? What sources??

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Even me, I couldn't believe it. Kane, you need to be more convincing now !

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Guess this is just a stupid joke, eh? I thought you joined the Kurosh club for a second.

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Funny stuff.

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If your bankroll is only 400k you shouldn't be playing 50/100 nl

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40 buyin not enough?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I smell BS. Good story though.