Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
wanted to get you
something special for christmas but you are a whore |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Some Chlamydia?
Could you give her that? The gift that keeps on giving! |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
we broke up in March
but you'll still get a present I did not pull out |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Reciprocal gift:
You get hit with child support (You should have pulled out) |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
To avoid support
Hire hit man for seven bills Positive EV |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
So I was thinking
If you wanted your revenge Have sex with her mom |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
that was the reason
we broke up in the first place oh well. Sister's next. |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Her mom is on rag
Oh well, you know what to do SIIHP |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
I got you a gift
It is a big surprise: AIDS! Merry Christmas, bitch |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Positive EV
But unpleasant variance - Ass-rape in prison. |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Cumming on your face
It will happen again soon Don't sleep on your back |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
This thread is funny
But I have nothing to add Involving exes |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
So much anger here.
Remember Say Anything and think "Bitches, man." |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
thanks for the naked
pictue you sent me last year -posted on my blog |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
you: a one night stand
thought you gave me herpes but just an ingrown hair |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.
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Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
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Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward. [/ QUOTE ] It is my belief that you should receive one * for this stupid post |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
pics of girlfriend nude
have to be posted on oot tagged N.S.F.W. |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
I thought you loved me
You should rot in hell for this How does my knife taste? |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
it is my belief
that you should soon receive a kick to your bitch ass |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Do we still want pics
No matter what she looks like? I fear for my eyes. |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Of course we want pics
If they are hot, thats awesome If not, trainwreck fun |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
MEAT MEAT MEAT BONE BONE
MEAT BONE MYSPACE DOT COM MEAT BONE BONE MEAT BONE MEAT |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
I think that you should
Post pics with contact info We'll stalk her OOT style |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
I'm sorry to say
that OP was just a joke We're still together |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
But I bet you have
Nude pictures of this girlfriend Make it up to us |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
WTF HAPPENED???
DID YOU EAT THE WHOLE TIME I WAS AT COLLEGE??? DAMN!!! http://photos-170.facebook.com/n6/17...51170_2135.jpg |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
not spectacular
and not all that revealing but it's all you get 2. if anybody finds a way to link her here please don't or I'm fuckd http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...up/sexy005.jpg 3. the poor quality I apologize for, but it's all that I have |
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not spectacular and not all that revealing but it's all you get 2. if anybody finds a way to link her here please don't or I'm fuckd http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...up/sexy005.jpg 3. the poor quality I apologize for, but it's all that I have [/ QUOTE ] This is quite awesome! ya lucky bugger! merry christmas, go do her! (Edit: now fixed) |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
This pic makes up for
The fact I can now only Think in haiku form.* *This is true. I just found myself thinking, "I wish he would call," and then checking to see if that had 5 syllables... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
apparently, you
missed the other 25 posts in haiku form |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
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apparently, you missed the other 25 posts in haiku form [/ QUOTE ] You are quite correct I have remedied this fault, got any more then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] apparently, you missed the other 25 posts in haiku form [/ QUOTE ] You are quite correct I have remedied this fault, got any more then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] there are some others remaining on my hard drive for my eyes only |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
It's that time of year
Christmas joy is in the air Hope you die slow hoe |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people They killed our true lord |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
You should be spending
Your time convincing jaxUp To cough up those pics! |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
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Christmas is for all Except for Jewish people They killed our true lord [/ QUOTE ] Half Christian half Jew So I'm somewhat conflicted Merry Chrismakah! |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
edited because
i realized this haiku lacked Christmas content |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
okay, do doggy
get the snaps with your mobile, and then post here please. (PS. This means ALL of you guys) |
Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
I never again
shall invade her pooper, nor her mangled meat flaps |
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