Help me get a bunch of girls DRUNK...
 

So I volunteered to make drinks Friday for my girlfriend and three of her hottie freshman friends. I did this because all they drink is straight Monarch vodka...[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]. They insist on the Monarch because it's so cheap... which leads me to the only problem...

I get approximately $20. That's $20 to get 3-4 girls drunk and hopefully me too. I'll throw down if need be, but it would be much classier to turn $20 into a gaggle of drunk happy chicks. And I promised that the drinks would be tasty.

Ideas? Hook it up.

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try Kamakizies - those are girly drinks -

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Not a lot of options for $20

Get a job and treat the ladies right.

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Money's not an issue for me. But the whole point of doing this is to show them that they can all get drunk for cheap without drinking straight Monarch vodka.

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Money's not an issue for me. But the whole point of doing this is to show them that they can all get drunk for cheap without drinking straight Monarch vodka.

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Mix the vodka with some kool aide mix.

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try Kamakizies - those are girly drinks -

RB

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Not a bad idea. I was hoping for something along the lines of a drink, not a shot, though.

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Money's not an issue for me. But the whole point of doing this is to show them that they can all get drunk for cheap without drinking straight Monarch vodka.

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Mix the vodka with some kool aide mix.

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Eck. Serious?

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Money's not an issue for me. But the whole point of doing this is to show them that they can all get drunk for cheap without drinking straight Monarch vodka.

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Mix the vodka with some kool aide mix.

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Eck. Serious?

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yes

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try Kamakizies - those are girly drinks -

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Not a bad idea. I was hoping for something along the lines of a drink, not a shot, though.

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Could be time to soak some fruit in the vodka, then lookout.

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try Kamakizies - those are girly drinks -

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Not a bad idea. I was hoping for something along the lines of a drink, not a shot, though.

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Get bigger glasses and ice?

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Money's not an issue for me. But the whole point of doing this is to show them that they can all get drunk for cheap without drinking straight Monarch vodka.

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Mix the vodka with some kool aide mix.

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Eck. Serious?

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Nut up and throw in $20 yourself... get two bottles of Absolut Mandarin. that should run about 33 bucks. get a couple of bottles of cranberry juice and you all should get wasted.

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Money's not an issue for me. But the whole point of doing this is to show them that they can all get drunk for cheap without drinking straight Monarch vodka.

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Mix the vodka with some kool aide mix.

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Eck. Serious?

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Yea, this is actually a really good way to get dangerously drunk.

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Sorry if this sounds stupid, but just the vodka and kool-aid mix? No water?

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Sorry if this sounds stupid, but just the vodka and kool-aid mix? No water?

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(there is water in vodka)

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Sorry if this sounds stupid, but just the vodka and kool-aid mix? No water?

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If these girls are used to drinking shitty vodka straight they won't need any water.

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Nut up and throw in $20 yourself... get two bottles of Absolut Mandarin. that should run about 33 bucks. get a couple of bottles of cranberry juice and you all should get wasted.

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Still, the whole point is to show them how to get drunk for $20 without drinking straight vodka. I would happily just throw in and buy a half-geeze of Jose and make margaritas, but that's not the situation.

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Sorry if this sounds stupid, but just the vodka and kool-aid mix? No water?

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If these girls are used to drinking shitty vodka straight they won't need any water.

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Good point. I'm thinking about taking vodka and the mix and blending it with ice.

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you'd have to pay me at least $40 for each shot of monarch you want me to take. ugh! Go with Monarch straight only after you've triple distilled it with a britta filter thing yourself.

With monarch, mix crystal lite powder mix + a little pineapple/orange juice and you're golden. With this mix, you can make it 30% monarch and it'll taste fine.

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Screwdriver. Just vodka and orange juice.

Or Bloody Mary. Vodka and tomato juice, plus I think some worchestershire? Look it up, it's something uncomplicated. Kind of heavy though, I don't know how many I'd want to drink. But then again it's not my favorite drink anyway.

Screwdriver is THE drink for people who are cheap and getting too drunk and lazy to bother with anything complicated. Doesn't taste bad either.

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Buy a big jug of wine and make sangria.

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Nut up and throw in $20 yourself... get two bottles of Absolut Mandarin. that should run about 33 bucks. get a couple of bottles of cranberry juice and you all should get wasted.

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Still, the whole point is to show them how to get drunk for $20 without drinking straight vodka. I would happily just throw in and buy a half-geeze of Jose and make margaritas, but that's not the situation.

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are these chicks so dim that they can't figure out the novel concept of mixing their vodka with something such as ... orange juice, cranberry juice? pretty much anything.

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Sorry if this sounds stupid, but just the vodka and kool-aid mix? No water?

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If these girls are used to drinking shitty vodka straight they won't need any water.

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Good point. I'm thinking about taking vodka and the mix and blending it with ice.

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Eh, that probably won't work as well as you're thinking. If you want to dilute it a little more you're better off just using fruit punch or something like that.

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With monarch, mix crystal lite powder mix + a little pineapple/orange juice and you're golden. With this mix, you can make it 30% monarch and it'll taste fine.

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If I do indeed go the Monarch route, it will definitely be with this recipe. What flavor of Crystal Lite?

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Nut up and throw in $20 yourself... get two bottles of Absolut Mandarin. that should run about 33 bucks. get a couple of bottles of cranberry juice and you all should get wasted.

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Still, the whole point is to show them how to get drunk for $20 without drinking straight vodka. I would happily just throw in and buy a half-geeze of Jose and make margaritas, but that's not the situation.

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are these chicks so dim that they can't figure out the novel concept of mixing their vodka with something such as ... orange juice, cranberry juice? pretty much anything.

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Yes.

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I've said this many times on this forum

Sunny D and vodka=>some people call this a philips screwdriver; like a screwdriver, but with a twist. I'd go with "The Long, Hard Screw.......driver"
or use Tampico (generic Sunny D at the Osco in Champaign)

With young ladies, put 3 shots vodka into pint glass. Fill the rest with chilled Sunny D. For men, use 4 to 5 shots. It tastes quite yummy and obviously has the desired effect.

splash each drink with a little red bull for an added twist. Plus girlies likey the red bull. You'll get points for it and they'll be more likely to drink it.

BTW-I am actually giving very good advice

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Wow thanks man. This sounds good. I think the Red Bull is the cherry on the sundae. Plus I have a whole stockpile of Red Bull. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Jello shots. Pineapple juice.

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The answer is lime gatorade. It's not close. If you can get ahold of FOOD GRADE charcoal filtering the vodka would be very very good.

I knew plenty of RICH hotties in highschool that mixed skyy and lime gatorade w/ vodka. They loved it.

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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You want to try to give freshmen girls a mixed drink that doesn't involve vodka? You've got a lot to learn.

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Rum and coke
Gin and tonic
Whiskey sour mixer and, well, whiskey

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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buy one of those cylindrical containers of Kool-aid sugar, a 1-lb sugar bag, and some everclear (gemclear). Find the appropriate mix to get rid of taste of alcohol. It's hit or miss depending on flavor. Remember you can always add more sugar and kool-aid.

All I can do on $20 budget.

FYI-search webtender.com, advanced search is good. Check drink ratings.

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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The sangria suggestion would work. It's dirt cheap because you can pick any $3 bottle of wine for it, and it goes down like lemonade. You have to put some effort into making it though.

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I'm pretty sure every girl has to like captain and coke, otehr than clayton of course

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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You want to try to give freshmen girls a mixed drink that doesn't involve vodka? You've got a lot to learn.

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There are recipes out there. Sangria is one that was already mentioned. Oh yes.

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I'm pretty sure everyone on this planet likes captain and coke, other than clayton

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nope...I hate it. I love bacardi and coke. I won't let that pederass Captain get in me.

I'm serious. I just don't like the taste of Captain. It always feels like it's tearing at my esophogus lining.

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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buy one of those cylindrical containers of Kool-aid sugar, a 1-lb sugar bag, and some everclear (gemclear). Find the appropriate mix to get rid of taste of alcohol. It's hit or miss depending on flavor. Remember you can always add more sugar and kool-aid.

All I can do on $20 budget.

FYI-search webtender.com, advanced search is good. Check drink ratings.

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everclear tastes like death. if you want to mix something with it, you need something more concentrated. even good tasting everclear drinks still smell like death. you have to accept the fact that you're drinking death first

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I'm pretty sure everyone on this planet likes captain and coke, other than clayton

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nope...I hate it. I love bacardi and coke. I won't let that pederass Captain get in me.

I'm serious. I just don't like the taste of Captain. It always feels like it's tearing at my esophogus lining.

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bacardi and coke is probably more appropriate for "drink that everyone likes."

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I think a lot of girls don't like rum, at least in my experience.