OMFG LIMIT POKER PLAYERS ARE SO STUPID
 

***** Hand History for Game 3175322950 *****
$15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, December 10, 02:46:10 EDT 2005
Table ggbman's pvt table 1 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: sketchhouse ( $655 )
Seat 2: LAX2LAS ( $2008.50 )
Seat 3: ggbman ( $1122.50 )
Seat 5: GalOnTilt ( $1035.50 )
Seat 6: Helland ( $690 )
Seat 4: akshawnd ( $975 )
Helland posts small blind [$10].
sketchhouse posts big blind [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to akshawnd [ Kd Ks ]
LAX2LAS folds.
ggbman raises [$30].
akshawnd raises [$45].
GalOnTilt folds.
ggbman: uh oh
Helland raises [$50].
sketchhouse calls [$45].
ggbman calls [$30].
akshawnd calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8c, 9c, 3c ]
Helland bets [$15].
sketchhouse raises [$30].
ggbman folds.
akshawnd raises [$45].
Helland calls [$30].
sketchhouse calls [$15].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
Helland checks.
sketchhouse checks.
akshawnd bets [$30].
Helland calls [$30].
sketchhouse calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** [ Qh ]
Helland bets [$30].
sketchhouse calls [$30].
akshawnd: gay
akshawnd: TT u have
akshawnd calls [$30].
Helland shows [ Td, Tc ] a straight, eight to queen.
sketchhouse doesn't show [ Qc, Ah ] a pair of queens.
akshawnd doesn't show [ Kd, Ks ] a pair of kings.
Helland wins $552 from the main pot with a straight, eight to queen.

Re: OMFG LIMIT POKER PLAYERS ARE SO STUPID
 

Bad river payoff, u called TT.

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akshawnd: TT u have
akshawnd calls [$30].

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You're like that guy at the casino who's always paying everyone off but then saying, "yeah that's what I put you on."

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his club outs were good. multiway TTc as an overpair w/ club draw usually gets to the river if not the showdown.

this is not bad beat or brag or variance worthy.

post more of your usual game's multi k pots w/ 2 outs.

Barron

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Barron,

YOU ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID HOW DOES TC BEAT QC U MORON!?!?!!

Pls F off and DIE.

TYVM,
El Diablo

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Barron,

YOU ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID HOW DOES TC BEAT QC U MORON!?!?!!

Pls F off and DIE.

TYVM,
El Diablo

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[ Kd Ks ]

bye

Barron

edit : id be there to play but i dont wanna give out my screen name as i plan on multitabling party

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Yeah, that's probably a bad overcall on the end and I suck at limit.

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Barron,

YOU ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID HOW DOES TC BEAT QC U MORON!?!?!!

Pls F off and DIE.

TYVM,
El Diablo

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[ Kd Ks ]

bye

Barron

edit : id be there to play but i dont wanna give out my screen name as i plan on multitabling party


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He was talking about the other guy.

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sketchhouse doesn't show [ Qc, Ah ] a pair of queens.

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Barron,

YOU ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID HOW DOES TC BEAT QC U MORON!?!?!!

Pls F off and DIE.

TYVM,
El Diablo

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[ Kd Ks ]

bye

Barron

edit : id be there to play but i dont wanna give out my screen name as i plan on multitabling party


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He was talking about the other guy.

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sketchhouse doesn't show [ Qc, Ah ] a pair of queens.

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lol, no [censored]. VS HIM it was goot...

Barron

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Diablo,

Use a [censored] converter n00b

TONY

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You so knew it! Nice call.

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unreal

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unreal

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just sick.

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just sick.

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UNFATHOMABLE

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diablo,

helland is just another norwegian donkey. party is rigged in their favor i swear. id reccomend that you stop playing agianst him asap.

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just sick.

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UNFATHOMABLE

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INEXPLICABLE

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Capo, soldier, danza, homie, josh, sfer: TY for your understanding and advice about how unreal BS this was. UN F'IN REAL, definitely.

Tony: FU

PoBoy: No, it was an awesome POT ODDS call against monkeys like this who will also have hands like AQ on the end there. These are really stupid limit players, not badass NL players.

DCIFR: OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE REALLY STUPID AND SHOULD DIE OR AT LEAST NEVER POST HERE AGAIN I CAN SEE WHY THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWNHILL WITH STUPID MODS LIKE YOU WHO THINK IT IS SO AWESOME TO HAVE DRAWS TO SECOND PLACE HANDS YOU IDIOT MONKEY.

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All,

PS, at Party BJ later I had $100 and A6 v. dealer 3. I doubled to $200, pulled a 6 [YUCK!]. Dealer 9 then MONKEY for the BUST! I also then took these limit clowns for another sweet hundo. They are so stupid.

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Diablo you are right, if Norsk was an expert like me he would have checkraised his TT on the turn vs you to clean up his club outs. Then he could have won one more bet worth of YOUR money, which is all the sweeter. You're lucky you didn't put in 3BBs btwn turn/river to see showdown.

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Schneids,

Yes, that would have been a sweet play for sure and then I would instead of talking about how stupid they are been talking about expert limit poker play, but of course that is not what we saw here from anyone except me.

TY,
El Diablo

PS: Just had an awesome Party BJ tourney v daryn. What a match. Came down to last hand where he won his bet and I had to double my 8 v dealer's 5 to beat him. Dealer however pulled a 5 then a 10. What a match, though, down to the very last card!

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Diablo,

Yes fwiw I think AQ's river call is worse than your river overcall, since from AQ's perspective Nikla's hand ranges should be exactly: TT, QQ, or slim shot at AcQx. And with you still to act behind him, AQ needs to fold that. I think from your view it is quite easy to see that your hand beats whatever the first caller has, so now it comes down to whether Nikla can have and bet out AcQx there or not.

Expert overcall D, eff all the haters [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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i suck at poker

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just sick.

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Completely absurd.

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Dude you are way better than me but is this an expert play when you are pretty sure you are up against an overpair (which may hold a bigger club) and the only clubs you potentially fold are Qc and Kc?

Edit to add especially if you might get three bet by an aggressive player.

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Hehe I was being results oriented and stating the correct play if we could see our opponents cards once we get to the turn (and therefore be playing at a game theory perfect/expert level). Sorry for the confusion [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Edited to add: In this game I probably would have c/r the TT if I was Helland, though I also quite likely would not have 4 bet PF.

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DCIFR: OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE REALLY STUPID AND SHOULD DIE OR AT LEAST NEVER POST HERE AGAIN I CAN SEE WHY THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWNHILL WITH STUPID MODS LIKE YOU WHO THINK IT IS SO AWESOME TO HAVE DRAWS TO SECOND PLACE HANDS YOU IDIOT MONKEY.

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ur a class act d.

Barron

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Dcifr,

TY for the compliment, much appreciated.

Expert player,
El Diablo

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Still haven't answered my question diablofish: Did you feel violated? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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El D,

Holy [censored]. You really have been off your face funny lately.

LOL,

Caldarooni

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just sick.

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UNFATHOMABLE

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INEXPLICABLE

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STANDARD

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UNFATHOMABLE

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http://www.american-buddha.com/a3prin.77_small.jpg

INCONTHEIVABLE!

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Dude.
1 of those nites, up at first, playin' and feelin' good, get 3-way with a rock and a total fish and the guppy gets all the $, and arrrrrgh and just one of those soul-crushing nites...
...and this made me laugh out loud
thanks

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Nikla,

Yes.