Post deleted by Cola
 

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

Good job sleeping with a slut for your first time.

How does a condom come off while you're inside of her?

And how do you not notice?

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

This thread sucks.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

yeah she's probably pregnant too

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

Go to your college health center in like 2 weeks, at least for piece of mind. In the future, double-bag it!

Post deleted by Cola
 

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

[/ QUOTE ]

Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

I would check with a doctor. That happened to me my first time. A week after I'd gone bareback I noticed a tingling sensation. Within another day I was urinating blood. Within two weeks it was blood and a mucusy substance with puss coming from several sores that had appeared around the base of the shaft.

I went and saw a doctor and he said I had retroviral elomytigia. He said it's fairly common in young males that lose their virginity to non-virgin women and fail to use a condom.

I will tell you this, however. You seriously would not know it's a prosthesis if I didn't tell you beforehand.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

[/ QUOTE ]

Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

[/ QUOTE ]

i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

I am a moron

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

get drunk, call her

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

[/ QUOTE ]

Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

[/ QUOTE ]

i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

[/ QUOTE ]

no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I went and saw a doctor and he said I had retroviral elomytigia. He said it's fairly common in young males that lose their virginity to non-virgin women and fail to use a condom.


[/ QUOTE ]

Why would being a male virigin make you more likely to contract whatever it was that you contracted? Are you joking?

[/ QUOTE ]

Google "retroviral elomytigia" and you'll know everything you need to know.

Post deleted by Cola
 

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
she was pretty freaking slutty and something like 40% of people have STD's, so I am pretty freaking worried. I feel dirty.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, thats true. Its 40%, higher if you're stupid and believe anything you hear.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

[/ QUOTE ]

Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

[/ QUOTE ]

i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

[/ QUOTE ]

no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

[/ QUOTE ]

ur saying im loose?

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

losing virginity to sluts is -ev.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I went and saw a doctor and he said I had retroviral elomytigia. He said it's fairly common in young males that lose their virginity to non-virgin women and fail to use a condom.


[/ QUOTE ]

Why would being a male virigin make you more likely to contract whatever it was that you contracted? Are you joking?

[/ QUOTE ]

Google "retroviral elomytigia" and you'll know everything you need to know.

[/ QUOTE ]

Which would be nice if it was spelled right or existed in google.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
get drunk, call her

[/ QUOTE ]

This will most likely happen. Actually, she's probably going to call me. [censored] I feel weird right now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
get drunk, call her

[/ QUOTE ]

And when she hangs up on you ... get much drunker and call her again. Tell her how you feel. I mean really feel. It's ok to cry.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
get drunk, call her

[/ QUOTE ]

And when she hangs up on you ... get much drunker and call her again. Tell her how you feel. I mean really feel. It's ok to cry.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

this thread gets 4 stars.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
losing virginity to sluts is awesome. Saying something non-poker related is -ev is all sorts of douchbaggery, which in turn is quite -ev.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

so you:
a)had sex for the first time
b)were riding bareback for a few minutes
c)were doing a "freaking slutty" girl

and you didn't come?
wtf?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Post deleted by Cola
 

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

This is quite disappointing. My 1000th post gala celebration is going to be on the topic of losing virginity. Nobody else reply to this thread so it falls of the main page. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, especially if you're circumcised

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

Where did you get the 40% number? That seems a little high.

craig

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]


[/ QUOTE ]

Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

[/ QUOTE ]

No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

[/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I went and saw a doctor and he said I had retroviral elomytigia. He said it's fairly common in young males that lose their virginity to non-virgin women and fail to use a condom.


[/ QUOTE ]

Why would being a male virigin make you more likely to contract whatever it was that you contracted? Are you joking?

[/ QUOTE ]

Google "retroviral elomytigia" and you'll know everything you need to know.

[/ QUOTE ]

Which would be nice if it was spelled right or existed in google.

[/ QUOTE ]

You may have missed the point.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
Where did you get the 40% number? That seems a little high.

craig

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably from some brainwashing "the only safe sex is abstainance" high school health teacher.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]


[/ QUOTE ]

Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

[/ QUOTE ]

No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

[/ QUOTE ]

This sounds a lot like what most of us say the first time we get drunk and have a horrible hungover, but you realize everything is ok and you move on and do it again.

Honestly, the only way you'll feel ok about it is getting tested, so do that ASAP.

Post deleted by Cola
 

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
losing virginity to sluts is awesome.

[/ QUOTE ]
I disagree.

[ QUOTE ]
Saying something non-poker related is -ev is all sorts of douchbaggery,

[/ QUOTE ]
Ok.

[ QUOTE ]
which in turn is quite -ev.

[/ QUOTE ]
douchebag.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
In the future, double-bag it!

[/ QUOTE ]
I hope you are kidding, "double bagging" it is actually worse. The condoms rub against each other and are more likely to break.

Post deleted by Cola
 

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
so you:
a)had sex for the first time
b)were riding bareback for a few minutes
c)were doing a "freaking slutty" girl

and you didn't come?
wtf?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah actually that is weird. Maybe it was because I was nervous or something but it just didnt feel that great and I never got to that point. Also, the chick wasnt very hot, so that could have been it.

[/ QUOTE ]

first time your cock felt pussy and you didn't cum? might wanna look into that. or maybe your gay and havent figured it out yet.

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Where did you get the 40% number? That seems a little high.

craig

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably from some brainwashing "the only safe sex is abstainance" high school health teacher.

[/ QUOTE ]

It must be. I mean maybe things like genital warts (or more the disease that causes it) are included in that 40%. I know it is possible to have it and not show any symptoms ever, but still be able to pass it on. But, still, that number seems really really high.

craig

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

First, let me say, that was an idiotic thing to do.
Next, get her some morning after pills. Google.
Third, you're probably not going to get ill so just chill out. Go get a test as soon as possible to ease your mind.
And next time remember that things like warts can transfer even with the proper use of a condom.
Now submit your story to Savage Love. He wants to hear about first times.