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Had an interesting convo with a buddy of mine. What would you do if you knowingly had 1 week to live? Would you go to depressing route and spend it with your family and loved ones crying, or would you go crazy and spend all your money on the greatest adventure ever?

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kill myself. [censored] fate

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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ooh that's a good one. I want to change my answer to this

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kurosh, you scare the hell outta me

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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I'd watch caddyshack over and over and over...

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MAGNIFICO!

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I'd start doing heroin.

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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This made me laugh, a lot. I don't know why. It's awesome though.

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I would impregnate as many bitches as possible. MY SEED NIGGA!

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I was debating whether or not doing drugs would come into my week, they are all so tempting

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Lots of drugs.

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I'd watch <font color="red">Groundhog Day</font> over and over and over...

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Yugoslav

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I'd write the kindest things I could to my loved ones so they'd remember how much I loved them after I was gone, and mail the letters to each of them before I croaked.

I don't think I'd tell them I had a week left. No point turning the end weepy and crushing.

I'd go to someplace beautiful where I could bodysurf every day and sleep under the stars. I'd eat well.

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I would do so much [censored] things that I dont dare to do now, like peeing in my ex's mailbox.

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i'd spend a day putting together a quick film to play at my funeral and making sure they didn't do anything lame

then i'd rent the nicest car the rental place has and drive around the country, hanging out with friends from all over.

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I would eat hamburgers for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and bacon for dinner.

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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I used to fantasize about this all the time. I'd always see on the news some guy goes nuts and shoots up a mall, and only kills like 3-4 people? I'd think wtf I bet I could kill way more people. Then I'd think wtf am i thinking about this for?

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That makes no sense at all. WTF would you care what other people do when you are dead? lol

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I'm heading to one of the two best beaches I've experienced. One is on Ambergris Caye (Belize). The other is Trunk bay on St. Johns Isle in the US Virgin islands. I'd have a hottie to bang, and a large quantity of food and drink. I'd play all day and party all night.

I'd be listening to the Pimp of the Nation's song: You never met a mother effer quite like me.

Once I'm creamated I'd ask that my ashes be spread over whichever beach I ended up at.

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i would do great harm to all those that have wronged me. and i'd kill a bunch of guys wearing baseball hats. and i'd go to Seattle. never been there.

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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hold me.

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Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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Apparently you have never been shopping or driving when it is very busy.

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I used to fantasize about this all the time. I'd always see on the news some guy goes nuts and shoots up a mall, and only kills like 3-4 people? I'd think wtf I bet I could kill way more people. Then I'd think wtf am i thinking about this for?

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LOL this is great. Can I use this quote elsewhere?

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1 week would be a pretty [censored] amount of notice. If I had a month then I could really make the best of it. But a week seems like not enough time to organize something really awesome. I'd need to do some research before deciding. For example I'd definitely want to try some heroin if I knew I'd die in a week, but I have no idea how I'd go about getting any. I'm sure it would take longer than a week to be successful. And for those whose plans include travel, do you really want to spend a large portion of your final days stuck on an airplane or in a car? I'd probably be too restless for either of those. Maybe a car would be alright. I think with only a week I'd just start doing random spontaneous things instead of making plans of any sort.

Brings up other interesting questions: what would you do if you find out you have one HOUR left to live? How about five minutes?

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I think I find one of the bitches I hated in high school, tell her I've had a change of heart and that I want to go to Vegas for a quickie wedding (or keep trying lots of bitches until I find one), SIIHP, then run up as much debt as possible and leave her hopefully several hundred K in the hole. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Id go get a hooker and a slice of pizza

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I would write letters to everyone I cared about as well. Then I would do some drugs and on the final day I would prepare myself for the best police chase in the history of mankind. I would go to a dealership and test drive the car of my dreams. Then I would do my best to last up until the final moments of my life and then I would take my own life by crashing, preferably over a cliff.

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I'd start doing heroin.

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I have a friend who was told he was terminally ill. He blew his life savings partying and did every drug he could, including heroin. 6 months later they told him there was never anything wrong with him, and his tests were false positives.

Edit: I guess I should mention that he was told he had aids. So not only did he go through all that, he had to contact all his sex partners and tell them.

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I would write letters to everyone I cared about as well. Then I would do some drugs and on the final day I would prepare myself for the best police chase in the history of mankind. I would go to a dealership and test drive the car of my dreams. Then I would do my best to last up until the final moments of my life and then I would take my own life by crashing, preferably over a cliff.

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Like this?

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i'd spend a day putting together a quick film to play at my funeral and making sure they didn't do anything lame

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That makes no sense at all. WTF would you care what other people do when you are dead? lol

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it's all about how i'd want to be remembered.

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I would impregnate as many bitches as possible. MY SEED NIGGA!

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Same here. id go on a hooker rampage and no need to worry about getting anything. then id go on a drug binge and possibly off a few people i dont like

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I'd watch The Passion of the Christ over and over and over...

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FYP

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I would tell Mr. Burns he's a butthead.

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I would eat hamburgers for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and bacon for dinner.

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crap, maybe I have 1 week to live

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I would eat hamburgers for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and bacon for dinner.

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I'm not dying anytime soon, and I already do this.

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Would you rather have a faulty parachute while skydiving and have a minute tops? A week seems like a long time to sulk to me.

Also, should it scare me that kurosh and I live in the same city?