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He said it was a rat? Snake is understandable but rat?

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My grandparents went to italy for a month, came back home, heard scratching in the toilet, there was a big rat in it. They called pest control, and they took care of it. Added to my irrational fear of a rat biting me when i take a dump.

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That's how a friend of mine actually landed the girl he married.

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Well duh! I wouldn't have thought otherwise... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Once you start a relationship with scat, it's all uphill from there.

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You guys are all a bunch of rookies. I laid this last time I traveled to Japan.

Enjoy....

NSFW----DooDoo Picture

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Never thought I would say this, but that is a must-see-poo

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Heheheh. It definitely makes for an unforgettable early relationship, I'm sure.

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Good story for this thread

The Fastest Going From Having Sex With a Girl to She is Out the Door

Farking around with this girl. Stick my index finger in the pooper. I say "Hey, I'm touching your poo!". She is up and out the door without a word in about 10 seconds flat.

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Good story for this thread

The Fastest Going From Having Sex With a Girl to She is Out the Door

Farking around with this girl. Stick my index finger in the pooper. I say "Hey, I'm touching your poo!". She is up and out the door without a word in about 10 seconds flat.

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The only thing sadder than this post is the fact that you're proud of this.

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Good story for this thread

The Fastest Going From Having Sex With a Girl to She is Out the Door

Farking around with this girl. Stick my index finger in the pooper. I say "Hey, I'm touching your poo!". She is up and out the door without a word in about 10 seconds flat.

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The only thing sadder than this post is the fact that you're proud of this.

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Quite proud too! Because it's a good line. "I'm touching your poo!" It comes in hand at all sorts of inappropriate times.