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"Jesus Went All-in For Me" in old-english

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Haha, thank you for making the first funny post.

that would be great.

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This is the worst/best proposition I've seen in OOT.

Can't you just go with 'BEHEMOTH' with like some fiery lettering and maybe a huge behemoth looking badass creature hanging out?

If you get SIIHP it definitely should be in pink with hearts all around it.

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Yugoslav

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Yeah, Im still trying to decide whether I will do it, as I dont back down from [censored], but I was inebriated.

However, I really think it all comes down to the size of the tattoo requested, and how expensive the tattoo I want can be.

everyone has a price.

and again, all the haters may lick me where I [censored].

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Yeah, Im still trying to decide whether I will do it, as I dont back down from [censored], but I was inebriated.


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One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.

"Look here, now!" the North-Going Zax said, "I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I'm a North-Going Zax and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!"

"Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax.
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."

Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"

"And I'll prove to YOU," yelled the South-Going Zax,
"That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That's my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!"

Well...
Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them there, standing un-budge in their tracks.

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Get "Short Stack" tattooed on your penis.

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Get "Short Stack" tattooed on your penis.

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why? that would leave room for whole sentences, and thats if we use fontsize 72.