Re: Life is good.
 

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I haven't had sex in 6 months.

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Stop whining, it could be worse. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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like 7 months?

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Wow if you're that unlucky, go to amsterdam.

Also I have a cool gf. Oh yeah and not being married kicks ass.

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Re: Life is good.
 

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I have a beautiful wife. I have an awesome new car. I have an amazing new house. I have 2 very cool dogs. And I get to do something I absolutely love for a living.

Life is good.

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You make me sick.

Re: Life is good.
 

<ul type="square">I'm in the middle of a divorce.
My wife's new boyfriend just bought my daughter a puppy.
"Thanks for purchasing my daughter's affection, and boning my wife. Anything I can do for you?"
I asked a girl out this week and she said, 'no.' (Evidently overweight poker pros aren't 'in' this week.)
I haven't been laid in 27+ months.
Skipperbob gets more action than I do (so does everyone else for that matter, except for Yugo, but he's going to buy some in Amsterdam).
The Wildcats only win of the season was against my other alma mater.
I have to pay $2814.42 for car repairs.
I have had to rent a car for two weeks (see above) that will only make me hate my current ride all that much more.[/list]
So . . . uh . . .

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