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Well actually Matt, we don't mind his poker playing, it's the pot that I wanted you to

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You know, son, I saw that picture of you holding all that money. WEEEEELLLLLLLL LA-DEE-FRICKIN-DA! Looks like we got ourselves a bigshot poker player, don't we mom? Hey mom, I can't see real good, is that Texas Dolly Brunson over there?

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This was an incredibly lame gimmick account tandem until this little jewel. Nice work.

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You know what mom? I wish you'd just shut your big YAPPER!

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Now from what I've heard, Augie, you're not using that money for playing poker but for ROLLIN DOOBIES! And you'll have plenty of time for doobie rollin when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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Now from what I've heard, Augie, you're not using that money for playing poker but for ROLLIN DOOBIES! And you'll have plenty of time for doobie rollin when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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Oh but Matt, what if he wants to live in a van down by the river?

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Yo augie, I remember when my mother found my bong back in HS. Homemade gem of a gatorade bottle. Shitty times that talk. I know you are years away from even considering quitting, but dude, drugs are bad, um-kay?

Of course if I could go back and talk some sense into 18-year old CSC, it wouldn't work at all. So... quitting smoking now greatly increases poker profits tomorrow.

CSC

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Your parents sound cool, kinda like mine were when I was in hs/college. At least they're being level-headed.

I was also 19 when my dad found a bag in my coat. He told my mom and they pulled me into the living room right away for a little meeting that lasted all of about 5 minutes.

My mom just cried a little and didn't say anything. My dad told my mom that it was not that big of a deal and not worth crying over. Then he gave me the disappointment speech. Next he told me that I was old enough to make my own decisions but I was not allowed to have drugs in their home. Then he actually handed me the bag and said that he knew I would do the right thing.

I left about 10 minutes later and spent the rest of the day smoking that bag with my friend Nate.
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They haven't mentioned that day since and that was 15 years ago.

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"I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail and wrap it up and stick it in its pooper!"

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fys

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You guys suck.

My parents kicked me out of the house and stopped payment on my college bills.

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You guys suck.

My parents kicked me out of the house and stopped payment on my college bills.

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Your parents seem to suck