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Dex 12-03-2005 02:58 AM

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any advice is appreciated

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For your protection:

1. Use a condom
2. Make sure it's not my ex-wife

splashpot 12-03-2005 03:03 AM

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If you were a hooker, wouldn't you feel it's kinda dangerous to put an add on craigslist? Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I mean if the cops catch you, you can't even deny it.

craig r 12-03-2005 03:05 AM

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If you were a hooker, wouldn't you feel it's kinda dangerous to put an add on craigslist? Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I mean if the cops catch you, you can't even deny it.

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A lot of times they will make you take your clothes off and touch yourself. At least that is what the strippers/parlors did in Texas. I guess cops couldn't be completely naked and touch their dongs. Also, you didn't give the money until the end. It may seem like the hooker/escort was taking a risk, but I assure you that you had the bigger risk.

craig

SackUp 12-03-2005 03:15 AM

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I laughed.

HAHA

Jules22 12-03-2005 05:00 PM

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Phirrip,

Even when I neglect to spend time on IRC, you still find ways to make me laugh. We need a trip report if you do this.

yasher

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holy crap it is you. i was wondering! u should irc more.

CORed 12-03-2005 07:05 PM

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how do you find hookers? I don't understand. Not that i want one or anything

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Google on the name of your city and "escort". You will probably find a site where hookers advertise. Many of these sites also have reviews of the hookers, which can be a help in deciding who to use. Of course these are posted anonymously, so there is nothing preventing the hooker from posting a glowing review herself, or a competitor from posting a bad review, but most of the reviews are legitimate. It does help keep you from getting ripped off.

Check liquor stores or adult book stores for "adult" newspapers. There will be ads in tese.

If there is an "alternative" weekly paper, check the classifieds for "body rubs" "escorts" "adult services" or something of that order. "Body rubs" may just be a hand job.

Go to a Korean massage parlor. At some point during the massage, the girl will probably ask you if you want anything else.

Go to whaterver strret in your city that street walkers hang out. This is the cheapest, but also most deangerous option. Most of these hookers are druggies, and the cops generally run a lot of stings, so your chance of getting arrested or catching something nasty are much higher. Street hookers are generally a bad idea. Spend the extra money.

Always use a condom. With anybody but a street hooker, not using a condom probably won't be an option anyway. In any large city, finding hookers is easy. In smaller towns, it may be much harder.

Quality of service varies greatly. Often the sex will be rather routine and mechanical, and the hooker will seem to just want to get it over with. Once in awhile you will find a woman who really gets into it, or at least puts on a convincing act. Sometimes you will just get a strip tease, and be told you need to pay a lot more to get anything else, or that she won't do anything illegal. This sucks, but it's a risk you take. In fact, bad service or no service is the most likely negative thing to happen. Your risk of getting arrested is pretty low, as long as you avoid street hookers, and your risk of STD's is quit low as long as you use condoms. You are probably more likely to catch something from a random bar pickup than an esort, especially if you have unprotected sex wiht the random bar pickup.

CORed 12-03-2005 07:10 PM

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If you were a hooker, wouldn't you feel it's kinda dangerous to put an add on craigslist? Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I mean if the cops catch you, you can't even deny it.

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It's a risk of the businuess. They have to advertise to bring in new businuess, but advetising might draw the attention of the cops. Generally though, busting hookers that advertise on the internet or in newspapers and work in their home or the clients home isn't a real high priority with the cops. Nor should it be. In fact, prostitution laws are really stupid anyway. Why should it be illegal to sell something that it's perfectly legal to give away?


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