Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

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"I wanna be on you."

Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

"I do 3 things great. Get drunk, screw, or punch people in the face. I'm drunk. What do you want me to do now?"

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Okay, maybe I'm stupid, but I have been thinking about this for a while. Wouldn't the "watch" be running fast?

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I was kinda thinking the same thing.

Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

What did the battery say to the potato chip?

I'm EverReady, are you Frito-Lay?

HA!

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You would look skinnier if you were [censored] me.

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Most successful line:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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You would look skinnier if you were [censored] me.

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so if by [censored] you the girl is basically agreeing you're fat?

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"I'm like the Energizer bunny with my batteries put in backwards - I just keep coming and coming and ..."

Rarely seems to work for some reason?

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"You're safe with me. You're so rough, there's no way I'm going to come."

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I prefer :

" I'm the best looking guy here, and I'm ... talking to you."

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FYP