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no seriously, thats okay. Im pretty sure that talking about it is dancing on the correct side of the TMI line, and when you post it, you're on the [censored] side of the TMI line.

thats really really kinda [censored] nasty.

you know there's something wrong when you see a pic that doesnt have [censored].

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A THREAD ABOUT THE LONGEST [censored] YOU HAVE EVER LAID IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT PICTURES

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A THREAD ABOUT THE LONGEST [censored] YOU HAVE EVER LAID IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT PICTURES

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I don't have pics. I could only re-enact what it looked like in MS Paint. Not gonna do it, though.

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Back in the Corps, I had lived on a diet of MREs for two weeks while in the field. I had just gotten back and ate taco bell that night, along with a bunch of beer.

The next morning I gave birth to an amazing beast.

I thought it was going to try and crawl out of the toilet. I didn't measure, but I'm guessing it was in the area of 20 inches. Coiled, as if waiting to strike. It fought valiantly, but the second flush sent it on it's way.

I felt 10lbs lighter.

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but the second flush sent it on it's way.


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Back in the Corps, I had lived on a diet of MREs for two weeks while in the field. I had just gotten back and ate taco bell that night, along with a bunch of beer.

The next morning I gave birth to an amazing beast.

I thought it was going to try and crawl out of the toilet. I didn't measure, but I'm guessing it was in the area of 20 inches. Coiled, as if waiting to strike. It fought valiantly, but the second flush sent it on it's way.

I felt 10lbs lighter.

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I call BS. 20 inches!? That is a newborn BABY for Christ's sake. BTW, are you Football-man?

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but the second flush sent it on it's way.


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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hahaha, great gimmick account.

Thats just hilarious.

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A THREAD ABOUT THE LONGEST [censored] YOU HAVE EVER LAID IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT PICTURES

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I can't believe u have posted that pic.....

Jeez some of us are at work !! FFS !!!

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A THREAD ABOUT THE LONGEST [censored] YOU HAVE EVER LAID IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT PICTURES

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I can't believe u have posted that pic.....

Jeez some of us are at work !! FFS !!!

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I know, right? And it wasn't even impressive. Of course I believe Kurosh is only about 5'7". We need to get Swede in here and see if he's laid a foot-and-a-halfer, in his prime.

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You guys are all a bunch of rookies. I laid this last time I traveled to Japan.

Enjoy....

NSFW----DooDoo Picture