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I watched that today and didnt really get what was going on? First I thought I got it, alright they are like some old time people that live out in the woods, they probably believe in Jehova or something. They probably got wind of

Jack the Ripper and decided to leave the city.
Then there are these big things with claws and Im like aw [censored], we got werewolves and [censored], tight. So Im following along and we get to when that dude shows his blind daughter the dead monsters hanging up in that room. Why were they hanging there and why did she have to see them? Was he trying to tell her he killed them all?

Then one of them attacked her but that retard was already in the hole and he fell on him? Or the retard was one, like he could morph into them and he was the bad monster this whole time? Its not adding up.

Then what the [censored] they got cars driving by? Im assuming that thing she climbed was some kind of zone that passed her into the future, but I dont get how that related to the rest of the movie. I dont know, maybe I missed something. Im already for her to go into London or whatever and got some medicine for old hairlip when she passes some time zone thing and goes into the future.

Was it because the monster died? I dont get how this movie makes sense.

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This is a joke, right? I'm fairly sure. It would be amazingly funny if it wasn't though.

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Were you drunk or high? The thing hanging in the shack was a costume. The retard was wearing the costume when he went after the blind chick. The village was a group of people who were mad at society for various reasons so they went into a controlled wilderness to shun society and start their own hermit community. They used the monster costume to scare the young ones so they wouldn't try to leave the village. It all takes place present day in some forest property that one of the villagers owned.

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you sir are right on the money. how is this so hard to understand. I thought OOT was at least slightly above average. Hopefully the OP was high when he watched it...course so was I and I still got it. hmmmm.

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In my interpretation, after the scene in the shed the blind chick and the dad come busting out on ATVs, doing sick slow-mo jumps over streams and large rocks. There is an electric guitar wailing and riffing loudly over a driving beat. Then when they're high-fiving in the air, M Night comes out and says "I made 80 million dollars off of this, assholes! So go [censored] yourselves!" And then the movie ends. But That's just how I saw it, it really is open to interpretation.

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I watched that today while smoking some P.O.T. and didnt really get what was going on? First I thought I got it, alright they are like some old time people that live out in the woods, they probably believe in Jehova or smoke P.O.T. or something. They probably got wind of

Jack the Ripper and decided to leave the city to smoke P.O.T.
Then there are these big things with claws and Im like aw [censored], we got werewolves and [censored], tight. So Im following along (while smoking P.O.T.) and we get to when that dude shows his blind daughter the dead monsters hanging up in that room. Why were they hanging there and why did she have to see them? Was he trying to tell her he killed them all?

Then one of them attacked her but that retard was already in the hole and he fell on him? Or the retard was one, like he could morph into them and he was the bad monster this whole time? Its not adding up so I decided to smoke some more P.O.T.

Then what the [censored] they got cars driving by? Im assuming that thing she climbed was some kind of zone that passed her into the future, but I dont get how that related to the rest of the movie. I dont know, maybe I missed something. Im already for her to go into London or whatever and got some medicine for old hairlip when she passes some time zone thing and goes into the future.

Was it because the monster died? I dont get how this movie makes sense, but I love my P.O.T.

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Fixed it.

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Were you drunk or high? The thing hanging in the shack was a costume. The retard was wearing the costume when he went after the blind chick. The village was a group of people who were mad at society for various reasons so they went into a controlled wilderness to shun society and start their own hermit community. They used the monster costume to scare the young ones so they wouldn't try to leave the village. It all takes place present day in some forest property that one of the villagers owned.

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I dont know dude. Is this like Mullholland Drive where everyone puts their own spin on it? Maybe that is how you interpreted stuff, but I dont think its really very clear cut.

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It is very clear cut.

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DITTO!

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Were you drunk or high? The thing hanging in the shack was a costume. The retard was wearing the costume when he went after the blind chick. The village was a group of people who were mad at society for various reasons so they went into a controlled wilderness to shun society and start their own hermit community. They used the monster costume to scare the young ones so they wouldn't try to leave the village. It all takes place present day in some forest property that one of the villagers owned.

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I dont know dude. Is this like Mullholland Drive where everyone puts their own spin on it? Maybe that is how you interpreted stuff, but I dont think its really very clear cut.

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It is very clear cut.

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It's very clear cut, but the major flaw was that the movie sucked. You would think that Shyamalan would have learned better after making "Unbreakable".

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Hey, Unbreakable was a very decent movie, and the village just sucked

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Actually, this film was easy to figure out. It sucked.

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i thought your new job was ridding the forum of dumb asses.


or this is very clever sarcasm?

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What? Are you kidding? NFW!!! I'm tempted to start a new thread just get his interpretations of other movies.

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Hell yeah! Have him watch Memento. I want to see what he pulls out of that. Maybe The Usual Suspects too. Taxi Driver. Blade Runner. Oh the list goes on.

~D

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Wow. Major of pwnage of the Diablo by Skip. first this:

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Wow, hmm. We pretty much figured out what this movie was about a little higher up in this post, but you are deffinately close, maybe even right.

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and then this:

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I am confused when you say the space rift is in our world, do you mean it is like actually real outside of the movie? Or just it is real in the movie?

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