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assorted period/hitting it discussion

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Is it me, or does this sort of demand its own thread?

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assorted period/hitting it discussion

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Is it me, or does this sort of demand its own thread?

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It's been done before.

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It's been done before.

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I'm such a noob

Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
 

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assorted period/hitting it discussion

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Is it me, or does this sort of demand its own thread?

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It's been done before.

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Once you reach the top of the posting heap, you realize there truly is no such thing as an original thought.

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Errr... I think so.. don't remember (or plead the fifth).

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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Please please please tell us you were *really really* drunk and didn't know what you were doing.

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Uh...Mulva?

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I know she was trying to say something, but the plastic bag over her head made it just sound like "fmmhfmm msdfmmsdfmg".

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Once picked up a chick at a bar.
We go back to her place crack open a couple beers, one thing leads to another. Just as I'm getting ready to enter her she says "don't do it if you don't mean it. To which I reply "Oh, I mean to fcuk you". Which I did. Haven't seen the little tramp since.

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem.

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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[Darth vader]Impressive[/darth vader]. What did you do with it then?

Actually, I've had two girlies tell me getting to the happy ending relieved their period pains.

Maybe there's a pick-up line buried in there somewhere - you just gotta look out for the bloated, cranky ones...

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What did I do with it then? Threw it across the room. Pulling it out was nothing compared to retriving it the next day.