Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

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I like strawberry daiquiris. It pisses me off when the bartender doesn't put whipped cream on top of it just because I'm a dude. It's reverse discrimination and it's something us male foo-foo drinkers have to endure.

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At the same time, you still get to have a penis and stand to urinate, so...I think it all balances out.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

Next time around, order a Red Headed Slut in front of her and then grab her boob. It's good.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

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Are Manhattan's gay?

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No. Generally-speaking, whisk(e)y-based drinks are not gay.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

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I like strawberry daiquiris. It pisses me off when the bartender doesn't put whipped cream on top of it just because I'm a dude. It's reverse discrimination and it's something us male foo-foo drinkers have to endure.

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Why don't you get just some whip cream from your boyfriend's penis?

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

Really though, I don't care what you drink, even if it is a penis.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

Is straight Jager considered masculine?

What about Jager Bombs?

Lots of chicks seem to like these, but it is 80 proof, so I don't know....

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

Since you're so bent on making our gender look like pussies, perhaps you should invest in this book:

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Tool.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

What you do is go to a place with a big martini list. order whatever you want. They are just the same as cosmos but fewer people will make fun of you.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

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Is straight Jager considered masculine?

What about Jager Bombs?

Lots of chicks seem to like these, but it is 80 proof, so I don't know....

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Chicks like vodka, too. There's just not that much gender-specific booze.

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

The Four Horsemen (or sometimes called the Four Wisemen), is a pussy drink when made the way this recipe calls for. It should not be made with 1/4 shots each, but one full shot each (50-60ml each) served in a glass.