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I stole lots of 1988 Topps baseball cards. Karma is a bitch.

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I once walked out of an ACO hardware store with some nail clippers that I forgot I had in my pocket. I went right back in and paid for them.

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A bunch of warhammer stuff like OP when I was in 8th grade I think. Probably the single biggest fleecing was when a group of 3 of us stole a total of $500 worth of goods.

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NH Silky,... I was sooo sure when I lost some of those cards form the PTQ that it was you !!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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i've never stolen anything from anyone.

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i've never stolen anything from anyone.

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rofl brilliant

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Remember the time you ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Carlo? Why did I have the bowl?

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When I was 11, my friends and I stole a van. They were 13 so they drove most of the time. We went to the mall in the city about 20 minutes away. We got that sucker up to 95! When it was my turn to drive, they put me in a quiet, residential neighborhood. I immediately plowed into a lamppost and a parked car. We ran like hell.

In the following weeks, guilt consumed me. I left my t-shirt in the car and had dreams that the police would publish a photo of it in the newspaper and I would be caught. I was so wracked with shame that I told my mom what happened. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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How did your mother respond?

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She got all weepy and laid on the guilt. How could she have possibly raised a son like me?

Then she told the police officer at my school and I gave a deposition. I had to spray poop outta kennels at the local humane society for 40 hours.

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Got fired from my first job (15 years ago) for stealing a 2-liter of Purple Passion and a 12 pack of Miller Lite bottles.

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This wasn't me but a guy I knew used to work at a restaurant that sold beer. He was usually the last person to leave in the afternoon when they closed (they only did breakfast and lunch). The way it worked was the boss would lock the doors and leave then he would clean the place and leave, the doors would lock automatically behind him.

One day he decided to steal a case of beer from the fridge. He brought the case upstairs and set it down on the table right in front of the door. He goes outside to pull his car around front and **click**, the door closes and locks behind him. Needless to say he was fired when the boss came in the next morning and found the evidence of his attempted thievery.