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MrTrik 12-22-2005 05:01 PM

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Id still sit on her

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I'd sit on her too. I'd rather she sit on me though. Hmmmm. Maybe "straddle me" is the phrase I was looking for.

4_2_it 12-22-2005 05:04 PM

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Go see a good chiropractor, it will help.

Of course, sitting on a blonde and having her rub hot oil on your ass should continue for as long as possible.

Luv2DriveTT 12-22-2005 05:04 PM

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Can I chiropractor even do anything here? Kaiser is a BS all-in-one medical plan thingy I've had since I was born. I will have an actual PPO once I move to Henderson in 2 weeks.

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Definitely. I'm a big believer in chiro, but finding one you're comfortable with could be harder. Ask around, get personal referrals.

If you've got a disc out of alignment, 3-4 visits to the chiropractor can easily put it back into place. Takes a few visits to get your back to fully let up and stop pulling it back out of place.

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The problem isn't my disc though, it's my ass muscle.

Is he going to re-align my ass? Sounds like something I should be paying a hooker to do.

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Perhaps you should consult with PJN?

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Luv2DriveTT 12-22-2005 05:08 PM

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You should use all the money you've apparently been making to pay for real health coverage.

Also, if you end up being in the Bay Area for longer than you expect, I got a shoulder problem rehabbed at Embarcadero Physical Therapy in SF, and was very impressed with them.

scrub

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I didn't know your shoulder was out of wack, we need to talk experiences. Shoulder and elbow, double trouble.

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tonypaladino 12-22-2005 06:21 PM

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Sorry to hear you have to go though this.

In case you wind up needing a cane for a while (hopefully not), here's a tip I picked up when I had a broken foot earlier this year: The best canes are metal adjustable ones, but they turn women off, so you are better off with a nice wooden one with a cool handle.

Tony

Big_Jim 12-22-2005 06:46 PM

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Oh, I've been thru that. It took me really painfully long to figure out the remedy: you got to tell the therapist to put the wax IN your ass, not just on it. The effect will be much stronger since the ultra machine can go so much deeper. I think you should go for it...and you never know, the therapist lady might even grant you some pussy.

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Awesome first post.

Metetron, give your ass my regards.

mason55 12-22-2005 06:49 PM

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My recommendation was to get up once an hour and walk around.

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Start smoking.

Luv2DriveTT 12-22-2005 08:11 PM

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My recommendation was to get up once an hour and walk around.

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Start smoking.

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excelent!

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cnfuzzd 12-22-2005 08:17 PM

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My recommendation was to get up once an hour and walk around.

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Start smoking.

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i cant believe you people smoke outside. Weak.

peace

john nickle

cnfuzzd 12-22-2005 08:20 PM

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Can I chiropractor even do anything here? Kaiser is a BS all-in-one medical plan thingy I've had since I was born. I will have an actual PPO once I move to Henderson in 2 weeks.

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Definitely. I'm a big believer in chiro, but finding one you're comfortable with could be harder. Ask around, get personal referrals.

If you've got a disc out of alignment, 3-4 visits to the chiropractor can easily put it back into place. Takes a few visits to get your back to fully let up and stop pulling it back out of place.

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The problem isn't my disc though, it's my ass muscle.

Is he going to re-align my ass? Sounds like something I should be paying a hooker to do.

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Perhaps you should consult with PJN?

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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TT, you have no idea how much im being tempted by this thread about metetron and his ass-problems. Its like christmas has come early. Much like Nick himself.

peace

john nickle


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