Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

repond with a note that says
"you obviously have no idea who i am"
walk out... you lose but she's going to be confused for the near future

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

"I'm X. You lose moran"

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

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Think of yourself like this:
http://medix.marshall.edu/~hensle16/...confidence.jpg

then you might end up like this:
http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images...lion%20sex.JPG

Instead of being like this:
http://www.willweber.net/2003-07/cat.jpg

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

I hope you're not implying I'm a pussy.

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

ROFLMAO. ROFL ROFL HAHA.

EDIT: Nice 3rd Pic there. Makes that post 5x Better, and it was pure gold before. Those 3 Pics = GOLD.

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

animal sex makes me laugh heh

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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Walk over to her and say:
"Thanks, Thermonuclear War Has Been Averted!"













http://www.mr-atari.com/afbeeldingen...n/wargames.jpg

Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

I'd go over there and give her a hard time for giving me the easiest tic tac toe victory in the history of civilization, since I'm X's.

When I see a group of girls in a bar like this, I like to tip the waitress/bartender and have them bring the girls a round of waters or shots of water with a lime. When the befuddled girls look over at me as the bartender/waitress gives them the waters, I'll make eye contact and raise my drink to acknowledgement them, letting them know I splurged. This usually has good results.