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Gugel 12-20-2005 02:36 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
A tank.

Grisgra 12-20-2005 02:40 PM

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I'd have a bagful of babies with me. If the cops got to close, I'd toss a baby out the window. That'd slow the bastards down.

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I think this would work, but I think it would be more effective with 5 year olds. How many 5 year olds do you think you'd have to throw out the window for each cop that was chasing you if the 5 year olds would fight to the death for you? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Sorry, I maybe shouldn't have started this.

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Don't be stupid. You can't fit more than 3 or 4 five-year olds in a bag. Trust me, I've tried.

Gunny Highway 12-20-2005 02:42 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
This should have been one of the questions for David way back when instead of the crap that actually got asked.

Voltron87 12-20-2005 02:43 PM

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This should have been one of the questions for David way back when instead of the crap that actually got asked.

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definitely.

Lazymeatball 12-20-2005 02:47 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
just go here

http://acidoamigo.kicks-ass.net/Imag..._pay_spray.jpg

12-20-2005 02:50 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
Before you start: steal the car in the first place, so the police can't just run the plates and ID you.

In a rural area: take your truck off the paved roads where the police cruisers can't follow you.

In an urban area: do something so dangerous that the police can't follow you without endangering lots of innocent people. I once saw a guy get away by going the wrong way up an exit ramp. In some neighborhoods there are enough turns and little enough traffic that you can escape by getting two blocks ahead of your pursuer.

Once the helicopter is on you: parking garage/mall is a good one. Fleeing on foot in a forested area will give you pretty good cover. Stop under an overpass, carjack another car, and leave. I forget which movie that was from.

Lazymeatball 12-20-2005 02:55 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
oh, and I'd be careful about fleeing on foot from helicopters as a number of them are equipped with infra red cameras and will play the "getting warmer, getting colder" game with other police on foot until they find you. I saw it on tv.

Gunny Highway 12-20-2005 04:09 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
This thread needs Ray Zee input.

ddubois 12-20-2005 04:22 PM

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http://www.tropiccomics.com/ebay/lctank4.jpg

TheNoodleMan 12-20-2005 04:25 PM

Re: Preparing for a police chase
 
Tank is such a classic. Iron Eagle is just a blatant rip off.


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