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Eurotrash 12-11-2005 03:13 AM

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[seriously, ilya, the quoted poster is 100% right. Especially since the bathroom is the only available bathroom in the apartment. I mean, what if you had one of those "omfg i need to piss now now now now now" urges.

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I think the better hypothetical situation is what happens if you have to [censored] like there's no tommorow.

Are you a bad enough dude to just walk in there and give the chick a Steamer?

housenuts 12-11-2005 03:18 AM

Re: Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues
 
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did they actually expect you to believe they were both naked on the bathroom floor looking for a contact lens? that is the most bogus story I've ever heard.

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lol, i was going to say that too but i forgot. i started laughing when i read that part of the story. i can just picture them sitting together like "omg, what do we tell him? we need to make something up" and then one of them comes up with the genius contact lens story and the other one say "wow, that's perfect, he'll totally buy it"

they must really think you are a stupid guy if they are trying to pull that one on you. you should say "was the contact lens lost in her meat box, is that why you were naked?"

sublime 12-11-2005 03:19 AM

Re: Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues
 
is she hot?

B Rad 12-11-2005 03:19 AM

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Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues

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Dude, this story was NOT what I expected it to be about. Next time title your post properly so I don't get my hopes
up.

Lame.

ilya 12-11-2005 03:26 AM

Re: The door has a lock.
 
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Clearly people who live like you do also have no compunction about urinating in the kitchen sink.

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Umm, what?

Alobar 12-11-2005 03:37 AM

Re: Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues
 
i havent read any of the responses

learn to knock, that being said, get better roomates....he calls you on the phone?? wtf, what kinda pussy move is that? you are in the same effing house....the only way that could be more lame is if he texted you all that [censored] (tho that would be funny as [censored]). Who cares, you livein a house with that many poeple [censored] happens, tell him to mellow out. If they both stay bent about it, offer to let them see you naked to even the score.

sublime 12-11-2005 03:42 AM

Re: Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues
 
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is she hot?

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gunt 12-11-2005 03:50 AM

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Turning it to what they were doing or weren't doing is disaster in this situation.

Stick to the point.

The point is, you opened an UNLOCKED door. This is normal behavior deserving of zero crap given to you and zero crap taken by you. Don't get diverted from those simple facts.

By the way, contact lenses can be looked for with clothes on just as well as naked, no question. If the need arises to look for them naked in a common room, locking the door is an obvious measure available to anyone with enough intelligence to come in out of the rain.

And the girl was being a shrill bitch and should blame herself. There is no way in hell you are responsible for her [censored] nakedness, and it is your place, NOT hers. She is not just a guest of your roommate, but of you, and has a remarkable deficit in manners. When it's her house or she starts paying rent, she can start screaming and acting like a jerk. Until then, she's a guest and should behave like some full of herself prima donna.

If anyone is owed an apology, it is you, and it is from your roommate for his girl acting like a freak. Think about it. Bros before hos, and you guys have to live together amicably. Letting psycho poontang go off on your roommates, Dear Reader, is not Ms. OOTManners' idea of keeping your sh*t together.

Pussywhipping is supposed to stop at its intended recipient, not spill over and roam free. That buffalo needs to go roam some other range if she doesn't know how to behave in other people's homes.

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blarg, once again, you are my favorite poster on 2 + 2.

Maulik 12-11-2005 03:51 AM

Re: Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues
 
your friend will get over it forget about the girl.

i think you could have made this page easier to read...



i'm looking for contacts too.... every time I go visit a girl i'll be looking for contacts nekked... brilliant

Chaostracize 12-11-2005 03:53 AM

Re: Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues
 
They were naked in the bathroom and making no noise?

He should dump her.


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