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Boris 12-09-2005 01:00 PM

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You sprung wood watching that gay pron didn't you. y

diebitter 12-09-2005 01:00 PM

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Hey, now that I think of it his incredible chick-banging ability must be due to the fact that he is gay and gets no pleasure out of doing chicks.

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That's ridiculous. I have this ability, and I'm not gay [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Are you sure? Stop hiding from your true self diebitter.

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If anyone mentions the time I got flowers and got a warm feeling inside, I'll ssslap them sssilly

samjjones 12-09-2005 01:07 PM

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Do people in the UK watch American porn? Why is the porn industry so regional?

colgin 12-09-2005 01:13 PM

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So I was updating my rather old porn collection tonight. I used one of my trusty search words, "Peter North". I get something about "on a desk, naughty teacher."

I download it. I fire it up. I see Peter North. Its him. And he's getting slammed from behind by a rather large man, with a rather large piece. I shed a tear.

Has anybody heard about this? I knew some start out there, but c'mon, PETER NORTH?!? Dr. Dom, if you read this, is this that common?

-Jihad

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Did you really not know about this already? Wow, this has been common knwledge like forever. Anyway, he is still a god among men IMO.

gumpzilla 12-09-2005 01:15 PM

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Its odd that I never would have thought he was gay, and I still don't really, but I think this makes it pretty clear he is.

I'm so confused right now.

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I think it makes it pretty clear that he liked making money. Does he [censored] dudes for fun, now or then? It's possible, but I think it's equally possible (if not more likely) that he doesn't.

I'm surprised at the responses in this thread. I thought this was common knowledge, but even if it isn't, who the [censored] cares?

diebitter 12-09-2005 01:15 PM

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I'm sure they do. I wasn't aware it's regional, I though everything sold everywhere, but I really don't know anything about it. Why do you think it is?

12-09-2005 01:35 PM

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Damn, when I opened this thread I originally thought you had seen a recent snuff film where Peter North actually gets killed.

I'm relieved to find out that's not true.

samjjones 12-09-2005 01:38 PM

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Because I've never seen an English porn.

IronDragon1 12-09-2005 01:41 PM

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Because I've never seen an English porn.

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Just watch the "North by North Quahog" episode of Family Guy to find out what it's all about

TheNoodleMan 12-09-2005 01:48 PM

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"North is most noted for his ability to produce large amounts of semen. Female co-stars like Jenna Jameson confirm his volume of ejaculation to be real, with no movie trickery involved. North has been able to, on many occasions, ejaculate his semen over his female costars face. North is also known for having an exceptionally large penis, both in length and girth. Many porn starlets have attested to this fact, particularly Kaitlyn Ashley and Jewel DeNyle. Another well-known characteristic of North is his hair: always carefully coiffed, it appears to stay in place throughout his films, and female costars never touch it. This had led some to speculate that North wears a hairpiece."

That is the hardest I have ever laughed due to wikkipedia.


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