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Here's one for you. A 16 year old boy comes in at 3am with a dog bite to his genitals. What's your move, hotshot?

<font color="white"> I was in a hospital emergency room, and there really was a kid in there who this happened to. </font>

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Shoot the hostage

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booooo, i don't like pediatrics

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Here's one for you. A 16 year old boy comes in at 3am with a dog bite to his genitals. What's your move, hotshot?

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Take away his peanut butter.

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This thread desperately needs a House gimmick account.

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russ,
when people ask for gimmick accounts they always end up sucking

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But House can answer all the questions and insult you at the same time. It can't miss!

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1 - A 4-year-old boy presents...

2 - An eight-year-old female presents...

3 - A six-year-old boy presents...

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"Do an MRI."

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1 - A 4-year-old boy presents with a five-day history of fever and rash. He has received acetaminophen and amoxicillin without improvement. He is very irritable with a temperature of 103.6� F, bilateral non-purulent conjunctivitis, enlarged cervical nodes, puffy hands, and a maculopapular rash. How would you evaluate and manage this patient?

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Robitussin

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2 - An eight-year-old female presents with abdominal pain, pruritic lesions on the buttocks and lower extremities, and joint swelling. What is your differential diagnosis? How would you evaluate this patient?

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Robitussin

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3 - A six-year-old boy presents with pallor and irritability following a week of abdominal pain and blood tinged diarrheal stools. What would you be most concerned about? How would you evaluate and manage this patient?

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Anal probe with Robitussin

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If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy:

A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit.
What your diagnosis doc?

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I'd tell him to take a sh!t.