Re: Hahahahaha! Even funnier.
 

I think you're asking how to launder money. Go find a drug lord, I'm sure they'd be willing to help.

Re: Hahahahaha! Even funnier.
 

or at least the next retard that knocks on your door looking to sell magazines. (I actually had one come today, selling newspapers, not magazines though. I was so close to asking him if he knew anyone who knew how to launder money)

Re: Getting a large amount of money online \"out\"? (taxes)
 

Can you take a check and cash it at a casino? (with no vig?) Then your assets could be safe in a duffel bag of purple chips which you could gradually exchange for cash.