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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

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This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

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HAHAHAHAHHA

yeah my first time...what unfond memories, i'd say 10-20 minutes though

Then I paid her and she left.

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5 minutes

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3 hr and 45 mins

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how long of it were you awake for?

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OMG I'm in.
OMG it's so warm.
OMG I'm about to come.
OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!
OH FVCK, no more time to think.
**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**
OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???
OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???
OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!
**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**
FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!
That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

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This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

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I third that. (The part about it being funny).

Anyway, for me probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 6-7 minutes.

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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

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absolutely hilarious

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I believe she said "You came before you even stuck it in" WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!!!

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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

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Spectacular post. My first BJ in a nutshell.

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First night since getting to college (I know, i never pulled the final trigger in H.S.) I get really blitzed, start talking to some girl that is way out of my league but drunk as well. She pulls me into my dorm room (rather forcibly) and proceeds to have her way with me as my roomate sleeps in a drunken stupor above me. Best part of the night:

Girl: Do you have a condom?
Me: No. My stuff isn't even unpacked haha.
-silence, no movement-
Girl: Thats ok.
Me: Sweet.

I consider myself the luckiest guy on earth that I didn't get a girl pregnant the first night of college.
And the girls in CA are much more foward that the girls back in good old Indiana.

edit: didn't even answer the question. Around 10 min, not including the drunken 4play

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I remember putting her up on the sink and sticking it in and saying some of the same things and just blowing it all over her. Its was a pretty amazing wad too!