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M2d 09-28-2005 05:17 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
the old bull and the young bull on the hill looking down at a herd of cows. the young bull says "lets run down there and [censored] one of those cows". the old bull says, "no, let's walk down there and [censored] them all"

the correct play is to have the ladies over for a nice dinner. no siihp. this is real life, not a porn movie, so chances are they aren't already thinking threesome.

as you cultivate these twin relationships, you should be able to work it so that you're eventually doing one of the chicks on friday night and the other on saturday night. repeatedly. for the rest of the year.

siihp x 2 x rest of the year>>>>siitp once

BobboFitos 09-28-2005 05:27 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
i need to think more like you, m2d. maybe when im older and wiser.

this is clearly the best play, so yeah, im going along with dinner without shiip (x2) at the forefront of my mind. as you say, shiip x2 for yr >>>>> just that day.

bholdr 09-28-2005 05:29 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
Ethics!? you are 20, they are 18. c'mon.

dtbog 09-28-2005 05:34 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ethics!? you are 20, they are 18. c'mon.

[/ QUOTE ]

Age is not the only ethic.

I imagine that his mother's involvement in the situation... or her presumed professional relationship with these girls is a factor.

Ulysses 09-28-2005 05:58 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
Is it going to weird you out when your mom is like "Hey, Susie sure was walking funny in class today, you must have banged her real good, huh, son? BTW, I overheard her talking to some friends about your cock."

09-28-2005 08:29 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
Why are you even posting abotu this!? If I was you and my mom hooked me up like this, instead of posting about it, I would be LEARNING HOW TO COOK!!!!

Look in reality the chances of you hitting it your 1st night are prety low.(I will be taking bets on this at 10 to 1 please contact me.) Also to add to the banging a chick you just met on the 1st night: It is to say the least, EXTREMLY NEGATIVE EV.

To go deeper with that thought, if you hit it the 1st night, she is probably a total slut.(I've had my share.) However, knowing your feelings on cleanliness on all levels I don't think you could handle it.( No offense intended!)Also what are the chances of your mother, who is a wonderful lady, setting you up with two dirty sluts? Theses girls are probably top-shelf first-class "beautiful babies" in the words of vince vaughn from swingers.

Highclass, or topgrade girls, need a different approach. don't try to get them drunk, don't keep trying to hit on them. Just hang out thats it. Respect them, and if you don't then pretend like you do, you will thank me when you get laid by a super hot girl.

Klepton 09-28-2005 08:39 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
your first post was tl;dr

spamuell 09-28-2005 08:41 PM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
This is your funniest OOT post for a while.

AZK 10-03-2005 12:37 AM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
Boo...

If anything goes wrong, your mom could be [censored]. Teacher/teacher's son/teacher's students = not good.

theben 10-03-2005 12:47 AM

Re: a question of ethics?
 
nothing wrong with 20 and 18. they seem fair game so go for it. your mother might even be throwing you a bone


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