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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though.

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The towel/sex isn't gross.

It is gross that she has a red towel for it specifically meaning she washes and keeps it.

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I think they all do.

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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You win.

Did you still hit it after that?

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem.

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem.

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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Wow...just wow. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Worst thing you've heard just as you're mounting up

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muffled screams

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem.

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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[Darth vader]Impressive[/darth vader]. What did you do with it then?

Actually, I've had two girlies tell me getting to the happy ending relieved their period pains.

Maybe there's a pick-up line buried in there somewhere - you just gotta look out for the bloated, cranky ones...

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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OH MY GOD THAT IS THE GROSSES THING I'VE EVER HEARD

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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out.

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It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem.

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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before.

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[Darth vader]Impressive[/darth vader]

In fact, I've had two girlies tell me getting to the happy ending relieved their period pains.

Maybe there's a pick-up line buried in there somewhere - you just gotta look out for the bloated, cranky ones...

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Exactly why I have no problem with it. Usually some extra excitement then.