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Los Feliz Slim 08-31-2005 03:50 PM

Re: OOT I need your help
 
Posing as him, call the Church of Scientology and/or Latter Day Saints and express great interest in pursuing their philosophy. Give them his work and home phone numbers and addresses.

ClassicBob 08-31-2005 03:54 PM

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Prick him with a blood soaked needle of someone with AIDS

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Adebisi is a stone cold badass.

ThaSaltCracka 08-31-2005 03:56 PM

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good luck man!

asofel 08-31-2005 03:57 PM

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find a link to one of those pages that has javascript popups of tubgirl etc opening at 50 per second...turn his volume up...set his homepage to this url....close his browsers....voila...

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Hmmm...this is deviant. I like it. But no. No tubgirl for him. Besides, it's probably his thing anyway.

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hahah...well the first time someone ever got me with one of these, it was actually a gayporn type setup...and an audio clip would play "I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN", looped. Perhaps this would be less shocking?

Pocket Trips 08-31-2005 04:01 PM

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Posing as him, call the Church of Scientology and/or Latter Day Saints and express great interest in pursuing their philosophy. Give them his work and home phone numbers and addresses.

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the basic premise is good but him recieving emails at work from a fine upstanding organization such as NAMBLA would be great [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

jakethebake 08-31-2005 04:02 PM

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Post the guys e-mail address and we'll all sign him up for something different. NAMBLA, Scientology, whatever...

codewarrior 08-31-2005 04:03 PM

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See fourth reply down from the top. I have got to start saying what I mean rather thasn make movie references.

Patrick del Poker Grande 08-31-2005 04:16 PM

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Make

http://www.whattheheck.com/crash.gif

his background, and watch as he reboots constantly.

It'll probably take him a half-hour before he realizes that
a) he almost certainly doesn't even have Netscape on his computer and
b) that gif is from Win 95.

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This is good. In the summer of 2000, I had an internship at an engineering software development company. The whole office was set up on a unix network. We all had fun pranking each other. We would develop scripts that would pop up a picture on the person's screen and start blaring whatever audio file we wanted... by the end of the summer, we had figured out how to control the volume and lock the person completely out of the computer for however long we wanted so they couldn't just get rid of it real quick. 'Twas lots of fun with various Backstreet Boys material, as well as a picture of a rather large intern who showed up to work on Halloween as a baby in nothing but a diaper to the tune of "I'm Too Sexy".

Shajen 08-31-2005 05:00 PM

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UPDATE:

Bastard left before I could do anything.

I'm off til tuesday, but I'll definitely do something nasty to him when I get back.

I'm thinking a stinkpalm wet willy.

Sorry to let you all down, thanks for the suggestions. I'll bump this thread tuesday.


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