Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.
 

Did I not respect my opponent or what? What was I thinking?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 max, 9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (5 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.
 

Just played this one and thought of this thread immediately after I tried to find out why the chips didn't come to me...

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (6.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

River: (6.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 14.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP2 has Ts Ks (three of a kind, tens).
Hero has Kd Qd (one pair, tens).
Outcome: MP2 wins 14.75 BB. </font>

Turns out you need a Jack in there to have a straight...go figure. I must have been seriously fed up in the head, because I didn't think I had the straight with the first ten....I have no idea where I was, but all I was thinking was, haha you lag! Sucked out on you!

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.
 

Absolute Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG folds, Hero folds...

Oops

Final Pot: 0.75 BB

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.
 

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Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.
 

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls, Hero calls (WTF???), <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

River: (5 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 5 BB

Results below:

SB has 3d Qd (one pair, tens).
UTG has Kd As (one pair, tens).
MP2 has 4h 4s (two pair, tens and fours).
<font color="red">Hero has 2d 7h (two pair, tens and sevens). </font>
Outcome: Hero wins 5 BB. (WTF???)

Re: Check your egos at the door and post your most embarassing hand.
 

Poker Stars .05/.10 yesterday, folded AcAh with four clubs on board, about 35 BB in pot. Had been getting emotional from terrible run of cards/luck, was cursing, "Of course, my Aces got beat by a flush again." Middle of next hand: "Wait...what suits were those Aces." Lessons: 1. Getting emotional makes good play impossible; 2. Never fold on river w 35 BB in pot; the chances of your hallucinating and seeing fictional cards alone justifies a call; 3. Maybe I'll push back my WSOP entry one year. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]