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TheCroShow 12-20-2005 02:47 AM

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used to work as a janitor and walked into the men's bathroom (small bathroom, 1 urinal, 1 toilet stall) and nearly threw up when the smell hit me. some sick [censored] rubbed their [censored] all over the entire bathroom. it was everywhere, even on the ceiling! i showed my manager and it was in my job description (cue the "you had a [censored] job" jokes) so i had to clean it. made the mistake of trying to mask the smell with some air freshener, i think that made it worse.

not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man!

tpir90036 12-20-2005 02:55 AM

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I had some random Baltimore bar stories but I can't come close to this story or JA Sucker's... so i concede quietly and will move on.

Gross.

mason55 12-20-2005 04:31 AM

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A lot of people piss in sinks at big events, huh?

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Don't know about other places, but it's common practice at Wrigley.

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Give me a Vicodin and a few beers and apparently I piss in sinks on command.

So I've been told.

sledghammer 12-20-2005 04:42 AM

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A buddy of mine once did what he deemed a "velcro" at a bar. He shat on the top of the toilet lid, then lifted it, so it stuck to the top part of the toilet, like velcro. The bathroom obviously smelled like [censored]. He was a crazy bastard.

Iplayragstoo 12-20-2005 04:52 AM

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I was at the indy 500 in the infield, and the mens room lines were very long. The mens room were concrete piss joints with like 5-6 toliets, and about 6 very long troufs for pissing.

Well the line for the womens pissers was 5-10x longer then ours, and one chick was so hammered, she sad "fck it" and pushed her way in to the mens. She just walked(stumbled)to the back, saw all the shitters were full, and just went into a corner and dropped full trowe and pissed a hugh stream of piss while about 70 guys just watched. Not the sickest thing ever, but funny as hell. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Reef 12-20-2005 05:38 AM

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jerking off.

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strip club bathroom

ArchAngel71857 12-20-2005 08:31 AM

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Brad's girlfriend Elizabeth blowing some guy for 45 minutes. nasty stuff.

-AA

Shajen 12-20-2005 11:18 AM

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working the night shift in a NOC here in Atlanta a few years back. Only me and two other people in the whole building. I walk into the restroom to take a leak and I hear grunting from the stall.

No biggie.

A few seconds go by and I hear a fork scraping over a plate. Dude was finishing his dinner while dropping a deuce.

Yummy.

Paluka 12-20-2005 11:21 AM

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

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winner

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You are crazy. Some dude jerking is possibly the least disgusting thing in this thread.

trotski 12-20-2005 11:33 AM

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

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winner

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I used to work for the Mariners AAA affiliate in Tacoma, in 2002. On a non-gameday, I walked into the stadium bathroom, and some guy was in there pounding it like a hammer. Only problem was, there was no door on the stall. I was scarred for life...drank myself silly that night.


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