Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

Let's just get "O RLY?" out of the way right now.

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

Do I look fat in these tights?

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"GOTCHA! It's tempature taking time."

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"Did you hear Pat Morita died?"
"Who?"
"Mr. Miyagi, from Karate Kid."
"Oh really? Damn, I loved that guy."
"Yeah, me too."
"Yeah..."
"Didn't he do the voice of that doctor guy in uhm...what's it called?"
"No, that was Tim Curry."

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"God, I wish I knew how to quit you!"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

You call with that *&$# ?!

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"you know how I know you're gay? Cos you keep looking at my horn and licking your lips!"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"Are you hungry? Cuz its time for a knuckle sandwhich!"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"Oh, grandma! What a large shiny metallic growth you have on your head!"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

How much do you win, that you will be giving us a quarter?