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asofel 12-06-2005 07:07 PM

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I knew it was a matter of time before this topic was brought up in OOT. Excellant work.

For my answer I did once, on accident. Whole lot to drink.

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lost track of which way was up, huh...

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The positioning threw me off. Oh well, live in learn. But now I am married so I don't eat anything anymore.

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That's unfortunate...if your sex life not what you would like? If I may offer a suggestion, a good married friend of mine is currently helping his wife bang a guy from the net. This seems to have solved things for him, so why not...

Rduke55 12-06-2005 07:10 PM

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I knew it was a matter of time before this topic was brought up in OOT. Excellant work.

For my answer I did once, on accident. Whole lot to drink.

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lost track of which way was up, huh...

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The positioning threw me off. Oh well, live in learn. But now I am married so I don't eat anything anymore.

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That's unfortunate...if your sex life not what you would like? If I may offer a suggestion, a good married friend of mine is currently helping his wife bang a guy from the net. This seems to have solved things for him, so why not...

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Nice.

12-06-2005 07:10 PM

Re: Eating the Ass
 
All of you that state you would never do it are absolutely lying....if Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Aniston, or Alizee or whoever the "one" is for you asked for this you would do it...Hell you would eat the peanuts out of there [censored] if you had a chance.

And Yes I'm a proud Ass Eater

BradleyT 12-06-2005 07:10 PM

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Only if she's smarter than me.

NLSoldier 12-06-2005 07:13 PM

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All of you that state you would never do it are absolutely lying....if Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Aniston, or Alizee or whoever the "one" is for you asked for this you would do it...Hell you would eat the peanuts out of there [censored] if you had a chance.

And Yes I'm a proud Ass Eater

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wrong. i might give it a little lick if it was thoroughly cleaned off right before I did it, but im not going down there for any extended period of time. i guess i dont even know what all eating the ass consists of.

craig r 12-06-2005 07:15 PM

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I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.

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And any motherfucer that says he doesn't eat pussy is lying.

craig

good quote by the way from a great movie. that is exactly what i was thinking.

mrkilla 12-06-2005 07:17 PM

Re: Eating the Ass
 
I'm going with Bob on this, the "taste" is probably pretty unique , not like the diffrence between Turkey and Chicken but more like Fish and a steaming pile of crap. I don't care how much you had to drink, when your eating that might trollop Im pretty sure its kind easy to spot.

Unless it was a guy, then you really were pretty drunk...

Blarg 12-06-2005 07:17 PM

Re: Eating the Ass
 
Well, if you're the one doing the eating, that question answers itself.

jba 12-06-2005 07:17 PM

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if she's in need of even a light dusting I'm not going near the nasty skank. obviously if there's some hangers-on it is an ill advised move. some preparation is definitely in order but it's not like you're eating a shitburger or something.

WackityWhiz 12-06-2005 07:18 PM

Re: Eating the Ass
 
why did God put the snack bar so close to the shitter anyway?


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