Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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And you haven't even had your kid yet, right?

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I haven't had time man. I am trying to get my CD burner to work (I am horrible with technology) so I can get the new Rob Thomas album, creed's solo career, and toby keiths "red white and blue: the red is for your blood and the blue is for..aww the hell with it".

craig

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I'm not judging. I'm equally socially deficient.

And if that is the actual name of Toby Keith's album, I'll switch him in on my list for Oprah.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

No, I was making it up. It is called "Red, White, and Blue: Red for their blood, blue for his sadness, and white, well, he has been arguing with his publicist that it is a color. Even though it is just all the colors in the spectrum. Toby doesn't like the idea of 'all the colors' together. In fact he was quoted as saying, "I am not racist but...." and we all know what comes out of somebody's mouth when "I am not a racist but..." is said.

craig

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Teagan Presley and Jessica Drake.

ah so much fun could be had with that baseball bat

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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now i'm pissed for replying because you just took a cheap shot at toby keith. that guy is the man

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My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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now i'm pissed for replying because you just took a cheap shot at toby keith. that guy is the man

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Yeah he is. Fine, I will take it back. I will fight the lead singer of creed. actually, i would just love to tell him to stop singing like he does, that his songs suck, that you suck for tryting to capitalize on "god rock" and that david cross beat you on celebrity poker. And then, I am going to make a wish that him and toby keith do a duet; maybe islands in the stream or even an air supply song.

craig

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Dr. Phil & whoever tries to stop me.

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Michael Jackson (just to see all that plastic SHATTER at impact)

Tim McGraw - horrible singer, horrible performer, AND he's married to a hottie. He's got to go.

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Michael Jackson (just to see all that plastic SHATTER at impact)

Tim McGraw - horrible singer, horrible performer, AND he's married to a hottie. He's got to go.

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I like the McGraw pick, especially since I have to hear his stupid homoerotic song every monday night. "I don't know what it is about the pushing and the shoving, but I like it, i love it, I want some more of it".

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Coming back for seconds

1) Clint Eastwood
2) Charlie Kaufman

By the way, I'm kidding, I'd drop the bat and worship them both.

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Tom Cruise
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