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12-08-2005 01:12 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
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depends, which state are you from?

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All that tells us is whether you are going to be nailing your male or female cousin.

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wow

RunDownHouse 12-08-2005 01:15 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
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Also, the likelihood of having a baby with deformities is greatly exagerrated (though indeed present).

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I dunno, 2.5 times more likely isn't negligible.

Amid Cent 12-08-2005 01:30 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
First cousins - icky. Anything after that is fair game.

My true story: I went to high school with this one girl and became really good friends with her. Knew her parents, brother, etc. We both went to the same away to the same college and came thisssssss close to hooking up freshman year.

I transfer colleges and lose touch with her. 10 years later, I'm a family reunion and recognize her brother and parents. My first thought when I found out she was related was, "Holy Crap, did I bang this girl?". It turns out she's a fourth cousin, so well within the acceptable ickiness ratings.

ChipWrecked 12-08-2005 01:34 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
No knock to our British posters, but Cheddar Man's descendent lived half a mile from his 9000 year old ancestor. You think there wasn't some blood lovin' going on there?

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CieloAzor 12-08-2005 01:39 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
I wish I had a sister, just so I could bang her.

jackdaniels 12-08-2005 01:42 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
Yeah. I wish you had a sister too. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

benza13 12-08-2005 01:43 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
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second cousin is perfectly legal. Hell, it's even allowed in the Catholic Church!

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And they overlooked preists banging altar boys for years, so their word is gold...

wdeadwyler 12-08-2005 01:48 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
None of us want to have sex with our own sisters, given. How come we would 3some with hot twins then, even if the twins were lesbos. Is seeing OTHER people have sex with their siblings hot? (I will go on record as saying watching twins dyke it out would be amazing)

xadrez 12-08-2005 02:02 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
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Also, the likelihood of having a baby with deformities is greatly exagerrated (though indeed present).

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I dunno, 2.5 times more likely isn't negligible.

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There was this huge article I read last year in Incest Weekly, uh, I mean some science magazine that countered the claims that up to now were thought to be correct.

Basically it said that the chances of deformity, etc were the same for 1st cousins as it was for woman over 40 who have children. Anyway, I halfheartedly tried finding the article online and couldnt, whatever.

I do know for a fact that continued inbreeding with cousins over several generations WILL cause deformity. Hence, in places like Appalachia where people all live in the same town and never leave. Isolated incidents of cousin impregnating are different and cant be lumped in with cases where there could be inbreeding going back generations.

12-08-2005 02:33 PM

Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
 
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

Take it from Weird Al:

No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

ScottieK


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