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12-12-2005 03:04 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

bholdr 12-12-2005 03:07 AM

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Should I bring this up to her? Should I forget that I saw this? Does this means she is crazy and I should just leave?

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1: don't bring it up
2: how ya gonna forget that?!
3: "Does this means she is crazy"... i'm not gonna dignify this question with a response.


RUN, BOY!

willie 12-12-2005 03:17 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
get da [censored] outta there, on the double!

diebitter 12-12-2005 03:18 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

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Nope, this is on the books. You never heard of "summa cum laude"?

BCPVP 12-12-2005 03:23 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

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Well, technically (in this case) the condom is still on him. I think the fact that he threw it away in her wastebasket is what makes it hers, not because sperm in a condom belong to the girl. That doesn't make sense.

Weird/BS story, though. What are the concealed carry laws in your state, OP?

ilya 12-12-2005 03:24 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
It would make sense if she was keeping live sperm, cos she might be waiting to see how all the guys turn out & then impregnate herself with the most promising man juice. but since the little spermies are all dead in there it figures to be an unusual fetish....or a blackmailing plot in the making. keep your sperm away from this woman!

Quinn Warren 12-12-2005 03:59 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
I'm telling you she may be resarching which man is worth the most and then using the collected semen as the primary evidence in a rape case.

tonypaladino 12-12-2005 04:00 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

Nope, this is on the books. You never heard of "summa cum laude"?

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A+

EMcWilliams 12-12-2005 04:17 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
I think Ive heard this story somewhere else which leads me to doubt the truth of it.

If its true, dispose of as quickly as possible, and then leave. Unless she is a perfect 10, and even then its questionable.

Blarg 12-12-2005 04:31 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
Did you see an altar or shrine of any kind, maybe tucked away in a closet? Did she at any point in the sex pull out a jeweled knife with a curved blade and cut your hand and let the blood drain into a goblet? Did she at any point seem to be drawing satanic mandalas on your back or belly with her fingers?

It sounds like there will be some witchcraft performed. Welcome to the Coven.


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