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12-06-2005 08:25 PM

Re: Eating the Ass

I'll give it a shot tonight, might surprise the wife a bit. But what the hell?

Dominic

12-06-2005 08:30 PM

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I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.

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DMBFan23

12-06-2005 08:35 PM

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I will go down on her until she spasms, but there is no [censored] way I am putting my tongue in her [censored].

Freakin

12-06-2005 08:43 PM

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I'll give it a shot tonight, might surprise the wife a bit. But what the hell?

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I expect an "Eating the ass: Trip Report" post tomorrow. No pictures, please.

12-07-2005 03:42 AM

Re: Eating the Ass

I just wanted to give more people a chance to read this...chad

Macdaddy Warsaw

12-07-2005 03:52 AM

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Just lick the brown starfish, you don't actually have to break the horizon.

12-07-2005 03:54 AM

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I'll give it a shot tonight, might surprise the wife a bit. But what the hell?

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I expect an "Eating the ass: Trip Report" post tomorrow. No pictures, please.

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I was denied, being married sucks.

MasterShakes

12-07-2005 04:02 AM

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I'll give it a shot tonight, might surprise the wife a bit. But what the hell?

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I expect an "Eating the ass: Trip Report" post tomorrow. No pictures, please.

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I was denied, being married sucks.

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Insanity.

craig r

12-07-2005 04:22 AM

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Well, since PokerBob, was pretty blunt I might as well come out and be blunt (though this deserves its own thread possibly). How many guys like a finger in their butt. I am not talking about having your taint touched, I mean a finger in the butt. For the sake of the poll I am only talking about a finger, no other items.

Cumulonimbus

12-07-2005 04:56 AM

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I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.

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Doesn't poop come out of the butt?

-Kyle

Vavavoom

12-07-2005 05:03 AM

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I have never had any interest in doing anything to a female butthole apart from sticking my pe*is or possibly a finger in there...

craig r

12-07-2005 05:07 AM

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I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.

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Doesn't poop come out of the butt?

-Kyle

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Not with girls.

craig

12-07-2005 07:26 AM

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Guys love the butt-finger once its been there.

craig r

12-07-2005 07:36 AM

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Guys love the butt-finger once its been there.

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Actually, "cokequestion" mentioned this in a thread awhile back.

craig

twang

12-07-2005 09:00 AM

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I only eat if it's bleached.

12-07-2005 09:59 AM

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Guys love the butt-finger once its been there.

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Actually, "cokequestion" mentioned this in a thread awhile back.

craig

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really? I friggin hate that bastard, craig, you should IP ban him.

what a total jerk.

samjjones

12-07-2005 10:16 AM

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Congrats to all. Shitlips.

PocketJokers72

12-07-2005 12:23 PM

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I would just like to ask what kind of dirty-assed women are you guys sleeping with?

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umm...any that we can find?

/completely lacking in the standards department

PocketJokers72

12-07-2005 12:26 PM

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I'll give it a shot tonight, might surprise the wife a bit. But what the hell?

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I expect an "Eating the ass: Trip Report" post tomorrow. No pictures, please.

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I was denied, being married sucks.

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Insanity.

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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

Act unilaterally. "Send In The Troops" without international consensus.

otis_nixon

12-07-2005 12:29 PM

Re: Eating the Ass

I heard it's the bomb.com but I haven't and probably want try it

Clarkmeister

12-07-2005 12:41 PM

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i cannot imagine eating the ass. and i dont think i would let a chick i intended to ever kiss again eat mine.

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Ah, youth is truly wasted on the young.

craig r

12-07-2005 12:51 PM

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Craig, I thought you might be craig r, but I never noticed how funny he was and you've been hilarious recently.

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craig and craig r are the same people...i had mat change it.

craig

imported_The Vibesman

12-07-2005 01:10 PM

Re: Eating the Ass

After reading this entire thread, wow. Some of you guys must have the most boring, vanilla, sanitized sex lives ever. I eagerly await the next poll:

"I was having sex with this girl the other night and she wanted to 'get on top.' I thought, ewww, gross, stuff will drip down on me!! Anyway, I never thought people did this outside of porn movies! Anyone else ever try this?"

astroglide

12-07-2005 01:42 PM

Re: Eating the Ass

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Ah, youth is truly wasted on the young

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diablo won't have anything to do with a woman's ass either...

Yeti	12-07-2005 01:44 PM

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Ah, youth is truly wasted on the young

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diablo won't have anything to do with a woman's ass either...

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It's a good job youth is not being wasted on him then.

12-07-2005 01:49 PM

Re: Eating the Ass

Good idea. Maybe I'll eat some dessert with the main course next time I get a chance =)

ScottieK

bad beetz

12-07-2005 06:43 PM

Re: Eating the Ass

I banged this chick once, and i tooke the used condom off and was like, "where do you want me to put this?" (looking around for a garbage)

and she said, "oh just throw it over there with the others...."

Clarkmeister

12-09-2005 03:55 AM

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Ah, youth is truly wasted on the young

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diablo won't have anything to do with a woman's ass either...

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It's a good job youth is not being wasted on him then.

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nh

I'd be shocked of The Diablo wouldn't let a chick do it to him, even if I am disappointed that he wouldn't reciprocate.

12-09-2005 04:00 AM

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I banged this chick once, and i tooke the used condom off and was like, "where do you want me to put this?" (looking around for a garbage)

and she said, "oh just throw it over there with the others...."

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my response would be something like, "hey do you mind if I use your computer to look up the nearest 24 hour clinic?"

12-09-2005 04:43 AM

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Oblivious

12-09-2005 08:38 AM

Re: Eating the Ass

Since whenever theres an eligible girl around me, Im going down on her nearly nonstop, Im suprised I havnt eaten the ass yet. I have had fingers in there before. Im willing to eat ass, but there cant be any visible hair while im doing it, and she has to be fresh out of the shower.

Yossarian

12-09-2005 12:47 PM

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None of you eat ass, you're all full of sh1t...

12-09-2005 02:10 PM

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I banged this chick once, and i tooke the used condom off and was like, "where do you want me to put this?" (looking around for a garbage)

and she said, "oh just throw it over there with the others...."

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my response would be something like, "hey do you mind if I use your computer to tell the people in the 2+2 OOT forum?"

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FYP.

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