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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] lol |
Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on [/ QUOTE ] Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down. [/ QUOTE ] i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys [/ QUOTE ] no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide [/ QUOTE ] ur saying im loose? [/ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. |
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like cut my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] yes |
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[ QUOTE ] This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] lol [/ QUOTE ] Might make you feel better. Won't stop your dick from falling off though. NT |
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] BAHAHAHA I believed this post until now. |
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[ QUOTE ] u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls [/ QUOTE ] You are confused. It's up to 9 months for ElISA test vs HIV. Much less for PCR. IT's 10 years for AIDS. HIV != AIDS. [/ QUOTE ] i did it as a combo cause most dont know the difference...i know this...but i figured 2 yrs was a safe enough time frame for him to then get tested for HIV/AIDS!!! ggrrr |
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where did the condom go? did it disappear in her vagina? if so, you probably have aids at best. [/ QUOTE ] The coochie monster ate it. |
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[ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger. |
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, soap it up real good and wash in a back and forth motion. |
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[ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger. [/ QUOTE ] Hehe, I've always been fond of, "like screwing a room temperature milkshake." NT |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] BAHAHAHA I believed this post until now. [/ QUOTE ] Believe or don't believe. I dont care. What I need right now is advice and/or reassurance. And probably you guys telling me what an idiot I am. [/ QUOTE ] What happened after the 10-15 minutes you were having sex? You got up, condom still inside her, and left? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls [/ QUOTE ] Yes, especially if you're circumcised [/ QUOTE ] Oh man, I'm not curcumcised. [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] If you hurry you can go get yourself circumcised tonight. It's your only chance to avoid an STD. Actually, you probably don't need to leave the dorm. Do you own an X-acto knife? |
Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer? [/ QUOTE ] No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking. [/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick. [/ QUOTE ] something uve yet to do huh? [/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] why thank u...i need to hear this at least once a day to make sure im still a bitch and its good to know my cunts still there |
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[ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, well I bet your boyfriend thinks screwing you is like putting his penis in another man's ass. |
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In all seriousness. Stop worrying. You'll be fine.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls [/ QUOTE ] You are confused. It's up to 9 months for ElISA test vs HIV. Much less for PCR. IT's 10 years for AIDS. HIV != AIDS. [/ QUOTE ] i did it as a combo cause most dont know the difference...i know this...but i figured 2 yrs was a safe enough time frame for him to then get tested for HIV/AIDS!!! ggrrr [/ QUOTE ] It's a life/death situation. Not the time to be inaccurate. Bad advice peachy. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer? [/ QUOTE ] No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking. [/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick. [/ QUOTE ] something uve yet to do huh? [/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] why thank u...i need to hear this at least once a day to make sure im still a bitch [/ QUOTE ]no you are not a bitch, you are a [censored], which is an annoying thorn in the side of all men. A bitch is rude, a [censored] is dumb. You are dumb. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on [/ QUOTE ] Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down. [/ QUOTE ] i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys [/ QUOTE ] no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide [/ QUOTE ] ur saying im loose? [/ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] well for someone like u thats packin 3 inches hard i guess i could be considered loose |
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Basically, she was a slut and the condom came off while I was in her. [/ QUOTE ] Congrats on doing this your first time. It took me tons of practice to master this move. The key is to think of something gross so you can go limp for a split second, then discretely slide out and then back in, condomless. Chicks love this move. I call it the purple surprise. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, well I bet your boyfriend thinks screwing you is like putting his penis in another man's ass. [/ QUOTE ] Best come back of the year. |
Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on [/ QUOTE ] Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down. [/ QUOTE ] i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys [/ QUOTE ] no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide [/ QUOTE ] ur saying im loose? [/ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] well for someone like u thats packin 3 inches hard i guess i could be considered loose [/ QUOTE ] Hey Peachy, why dont you post a picture of yourself before making fun of other mens erect penuses ok? |
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It's a life/death situation. Not the time to be inaccurate. Bad advice peachy. [/ QUOTE ] the chances hes got AIDs is like 3% if that....hes fine...just get tested for it sometime after a yr is over! |
Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer? [/ QUOTE ] No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking. [/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick. [/ QUOTE ] something uve yet to do huh? [/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] why thank u...i need to hear this at least once a day to make sure im still a bitch [/ QUOTE ]no you are not a bitch, you are a [censored], which is an annoying thorn in the side of all men. A bitch is rude, a [censored] is dumb. You are dumb. [/ QUOTE ] Looks like someone is taking out his sexual frustrations out on the only girl he can talk to [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Go grab yourself the newest copy of Vogue and rub one off. |
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She actually just came up a said hi to me a few minutes ago. [/ QUOTE ] She wants some more. Oh, and when you quote a reply,just hit the QUOTE button, or it you wanna do the tags yourself, get rid of the / in the first one. |
Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on [/ QUOTE ] Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down. [/ QUOTE ] i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys [/ QUOTE ] no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide [/ QUOTE ] ur saying im loose? [/ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] well for someone like u thats packin 3 inches hard i guess i could be considered loose [/ QUOTE ] come on peachy if youre going to try to get me to hit on you.... that wont work. |
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[/ QUOTE ]no you are not a bitch, you are a [censored], which is an annoying thorn in the side of all men. A bitch is rude, a [censored] is dumb. You are dumb. [/ QUOTE ] aawww i cant be dumb and rude?? what a shame...u should try and get laid someday since u love the word so much...too bad u havent found a [censored] dumb enough to do u...all in good time sweetheart |
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LOLz you got me, pwnd hardcore !!!!1111
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Why don't you two argue in a different thread. This one is too good to [censored] up.
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I'm not too worried about AIDs but I dont want to get herpes or something, which I think is more common. [/ QUOTE ] Any cold sores/red blotches around her lips? (mouth and pussy) |
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Hey Peachy, why dont you post a picture of yourself before making fun of other mens erect penuses ok? [/ QUOTE ] aaww i wouldnt wanna kill thier lil tower of pleasure with a pic of me... |
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Hey Peachy, why dont you post a picture of yourself before making fun of other mens erect penuses ok? [/ QUOTE ] Why the hell would that make a difference tiny? Stop begging for pics thats just pathetic. |
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don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you.
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[ QUOTE ] This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] BAHAHAHA I believed this post until now. [/ QUOTE ] I know. I was reading this whole thing thinking "gimmic account". |
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don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you. [/ QUOTE ] Thy name is Bizot. |
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[ QUOTE ] I'm not too worried about AIDs but I dont want to get herpes or something, which I think is more common. [/ QUOTE ] Any cold sores/red blotches around her lips? (mouth and pussy) [/ QUOTE ] have her suck u off and nut in her mouth...if she lets u do this shes prolly disease free or doesnt know she has something...god knows she doesnt want that stuff in her mouth |
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don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you. [/ QUOTE ] LoL that is hilarious if you only knew... |
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