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Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here

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gotta love loose/passives [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Usally I do, but not this time...

Preflop: Hero is SB with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img],J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10 handed)
2 limpers, Hero raises, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 folds.

Flop: (7 SB) J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: (8 BB) 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls.

Final pot 10 BB

UTG shows 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Board: Js 5d 2c
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 94.0404 % 94.04% 00.00% { AdJd }
Hand 2: 05.9596 % 05.96% 00.00% { 9c8s }

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here!)

i just want to say that it took 102,000 hands and i just got a royal flush (using both hole cards)

thank you. it has been a good day.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 raises, 2 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, MP1 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (7 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 folds, CO calls.

River: (9 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here

sorry to hear you're having bad luck with the LPs: here's another lovely for you..

2/4 6-max
Hero BB Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Preflop: UTG call, MP call, CO raises, Button cold calls, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP calls

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB bets, Hero raises, UTG cold calls, MP folds, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, SB calls

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, SB folds

UTG shows K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

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oh and same guy MP this time
2/4 6-max
Hero UTG AA

Preflop: Hero raises, MP cold calls, folded around

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero bets, MP calls

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero bets, MP calls

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero bets, MP calls

MP shows K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here

One of my first hands at Stars. I was a little worried about playing there because I've heard how tight the games can be. I'm not too worried anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, MP1 raises, MP2 3-bets, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 caps, MP2 calls, Button calls, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (25 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets, MP2 calls, Button raises, SB 3-bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 caps, MP2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (23 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets $1.25 (All-In), Button calls, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (26.12 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players, 1 all-in)
SB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Button folds.

Final Pot: 29.12 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 6h Tc (one pair, tens).
UTG has Ad 8d (two pair, aces and eights).
UTG+1 has Ks As (one pair, aces).
MP1 has 2d 2c (one pair, twos).
Outcome: UTG wins 29.12 BB.

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here

Thanks for the free turn card!
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Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, 1 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, CO checks.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, UTG raises, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO folds, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

River: (15.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 folds.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 7s 8d (two pairs, eights and sevens.)
BB has As 5h (a pair of aces.)
UTG has 2c Ac (a pair of aces.)
Hero wins 17.75 BB.

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here!)

I'm having a horrible night at my local casino playing 4/8....no cards coming on a crazy LAG table I've folded every hand but the blinds for the last 50min and all of a sudden I find AA. Myself and 4 players take the flop for the cap and the flop comes down KKK....I tear my hair out.

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here

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I tear my hair out.

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Is this a new term for cap the flop?

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here

No this is me being very upset because the guy to my right lights up like a freekin beacon when he sees KKK...he has KQo and called 3 bets cold.

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After a horrendous downswing at my normal level, I decided to play some .02/.04 games to blow off some steam. My strategy was simple: bet/raise every hand, every street, no matter what. After about 100 hands, I left with a profit of 7 BB. Probably would have been more had I tempered my aggression somewhat, such as not capping with 5 high on the river against 3 players. (I eventually did stop doing this, but would still bet/raise every hand where I had anything at all).

Here are a few of my favorite hands from the session:

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 1 fold, MP1 calls, 1 fold, CO calls, Button 3-bets, 1 fold, BB calls, Hero caps, MP1 calls, CO calls, Button calls, BB calls.

Flop: (20.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, CO calls, Button raises, BB calls, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls, CO folds, Button caps, BB calls, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (18.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, Button raises, BB calls, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls, Button caps, BB calls, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

River: (34.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, Button raises, BB folds, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls, Button caps, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 46.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd 5c (straight, six high).
MP1 has Tc Kc (one pair, kings).
Button has 3c 3h (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 46.75 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.02. UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.02.
UTG calls, UTG+1 (poster) checks, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO (poster) checks, 2 folds, Hero raises, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, CO folds.

Turn: (7.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls.

River: (10.75 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 13.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc 3c (one pair, aces).
UTG has 3d 7d (one pair, aces).
MP3 has 5c Qs (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.75 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP2 posts a blind of $0.02.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, MP1 raises, MP2 (poster) calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 caps, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (28.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, CO folds, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls.

Turn: (16.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

River: (20.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 24.25 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 6c 7s (two pair, sevens and sixes).
MP1 has Jc Jd (one pair, jacks).
MP3 has 6d Ac (two pair, aces and sixes).
Hero has 9h 4s (straight, ten high).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.25 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (6 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Td 2c (two pair, kings and twos).
SB has 6h As (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 8 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (3 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Button calls, Hero caps, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, Button calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 17.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Button has Ac 9s (one pair, aces).
Hero has Td 6h (straight, eight high).
Outcome: Hero wins 17.50 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $0.03.
UTG (poster) checks, Button raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, Button caps, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (16.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG folds, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: (9.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

River: (11.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Results in white below: 
Button has 4h 4d (full house, threes full of fours).
Hero has Ac 8d (full house, threes full of aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 19.25 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero raises, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG folds, CO calls, SB folds.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 2h 6h (two pair, eights and sixes).
CO has 3h Kh (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.50 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises, Button 3-bets, ($0.04)BB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (13 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Td Kd (high card, ace).
BB has 6d 9h (one pair, sixes).
Hero has 8h 3c (one pair, eights).
Button has Ks 5d (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins 13 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $0.02.
1 fold, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG (poster) calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG folds, MP2 calls.

River: (9 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, BB folds, MP2 3-bets, Hero caps, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results in white below: 
MP2 has 4h Ah (straight, five high).
Hero has 4s 6c (straight, seven high).
SB doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 17 BB. 

Paradise Poker 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (8 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: (12 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 16 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Jc Ac (one pair, jacks).
Hero has 4s 2h (two pair, fours and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 16 BB. 

And some of my favorite comments from the fish:

"Stop raising"
"Everyone should sit out next hand and let [Hero] play with himself. A$$."
"I can't play with [Hero]"
"Want to raise more?"
"I am wondering how much longer the Bully will last"
"Anyone else realize [Hero] raises no matter what?"

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Alright, well I'll take the free card. If you insist.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 raises, 4 folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP2 folds, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP3 calls.

River: (9.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 15.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5s 5c (three of a kind, fives).
MP3 has Qh Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.75 BB.

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gotta love "tricky-oops-i-just-screwed-myself" players [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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this just makes me smile.....

The SB 3-bet puts him all-in
Thanks to UTG i only lost 10 cents

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.20 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.10 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG folds.

River: (7.10 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: 7.10 BB

Results:
Hero has Ad Ah (two pair, aces and tens).
SB has Ts 2d (full house, tens full of twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.10 BB. SB wins 1 BB.

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The stone cold nuts comes through again!

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

River: (5.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB

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The 4th nuts come through again!

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

River: (5.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB

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Wrong. While not obvious at times, Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] is ALWAYS the stone cold nuts. I'll let others elaborate.

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Oh, ha. Sorry, I missed that. Been awhile since I've heard anything from that hand.

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I sat at 5/10 tonght with somebody called sidebets_OMG. It was hilarious.

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OWNED.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls, MP folds.

Turn: (5.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG folds.

Final Pot: 5.25 BB

Not a good night, but this one turned out nice--caught between LAGgy players. The other guy standing at the SD was berating me for "calling 4 pre-flop"...? He soon went into a rant about how Interpoker was rigged, etc, etc.

Cryptologic 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 folds, UTG+1 raises, 3 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero calls, SB 3-bets, 1 folds, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, UTG+1 calls, MP3 raises, CO 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG+1 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, MP3 bets, CO calls, Hero raises, SB calls, MP3 3-bets, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls.

River: (28.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, CO bets, Hero raises, SB calls, MP3 folds, CO folds.

Final Pot: 33.50 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 9s Ts (Three of a kind, Tens, Nine high)
SB has Ah Ac (Two Pairs, Aces and Tens, Five high)
Hero wins 31.85 BB.

Wow! Check-raising? Fancy!

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 4 folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero calls.

River: (9.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 15.75 BB

Results in white below: 
MP1 has 6h 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero has Th Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.75 BB.

Got passive?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
8 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, BB calls.

Turn: (2 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.

River: (2 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.

Final Pot: 2 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 9h Ts (flush, jack high).
BB has 2s 9c (straight flush, jack high).
Outcome: SB wins 2 BB.

I realize you are a suckout ninja, but you really should be folding that turn.

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Ahem, please stop adding content to the no content thread. TIA [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I never read the N/C threads. I just wanted to let that be known.

I just spoke with Pay-Pro support, and I after I told him my screenname, he offered to spell it back to me to make sure he got it right...

"That's 'N' as in network... 'I' as in Indian..."

I had to hang up because I couldn't stop laughing.

I pulled a the ultimate sexy right here:

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Brady is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button calls, SB completes, Brady raises, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Brady bets, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: (4 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Brady bets, Button calls.

River: (6 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Brady checks, Button bets, Brady raises, Button folds.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results in white below: 
Brady has Kc Ad (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Brady wins 9 BB. 

Actually it was a mis-click [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Got passive?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
8 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, BB calls.

Turn: (2 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.

River: (2 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.

Final Pot: 2 BB

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Bet the river.

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Got passive?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
8 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, BB calls.

Turn: (2 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.

River: (2 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.

Final Pot: 2 BB

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Bet the river.

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He's right -- I probably miss about ten value bets per session after folding preflop. It's a big leak of mine.

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sometimes a misclick is good

2/4 6-max
Hero is UTG T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Preflop: Hero misclicks and folds, MP calls, folds to SB, SB calls, BB checks

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets, SB calls, BB folds

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB bets, MP calls

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB bets, MP raises, SB calls

SB K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
MP K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

such a horrible night so far [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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I was playing 2/4 live at the Mandalay Bay Sunday and UTG+1 cold called my UTG raise. I had KQo, got my K on the flop and he calls me down to the river and turns over 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] for the rivered flush. Fricken donk didn't even raise my river bet!

I did end up about 8-9 BB/100 for the weekend (due to donkeys like him), so no complaints overall.

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57502 players at stars right now, anyone know if this is more than party ??

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biggest pot I've ever seen, and no one had the nuts:

ANTES/BLINDS
jayleno3 posts blind ($0.50), bsjmorning posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
iwannabem folds, diehard t.o folds, yifyof calls $1, ReifferMadd calls $1, jefsim1 folds, dcda6285 bets $2, pappagone calls $2, UGLYTUCO bets $3, jayleno3 calls $2.50, bsjmorning folds, yifyof calls $2, ReifferMadd calls $2, dcda6285 bets $2, pappagone calls $2, UGLYTUCO calls $1, jayleno3 calls $1, yifyof calls $1, ReifferMadd calls $1.

FLOP [board cards 4S,10D,JS ]
jayleno3 bets $1, yifyof calls $1, ReifferMadd calls $1, dcda6285 calls $1, pappagone calls $1, UGLYTUCO calls $1.

TURN [board cards 4S,10D,JS,9H ]
jayleno3 bets $2, yifyof calls $2, ReifferMadd bets $4, dcda6285 calls $4, pappagone calls $4, UGLYTUCO calls $4, jayleno3 bets $4, yifyof calls $4, ReifferMadd bets $4, dcda6285 calls $4, pappagone calls $4, UGLYTUCO calls $4, jayleno3 calls $2, yifyof calls $2.

RIVER [board cards 4S,10D,JS,9H,5H ]
jayleno3 checks, yifyof checks, ReifferMadd bets $2, dcda6285 calls $2, pappagone calls $2, UGLYTUCO calls $2, jayleno3 bets $4, yifyof calls $4, ReifferMadd bets $4, dcda6285 calls $4, pappagone calls $4, UGLYTUCO bets $6, jayleno3 calls $1.10 and is all-in, yifyof calls $4, ReifferMadd calls $2, dcda6285 calls $2, pappagone calls $2.

SHOWDOWN
UGLYTUCO shows [ KS,KH ]
jayleno3 shows [ 10C,JH ]
yifyof mucks cards [ 8D,8H ]
ReifferMadd shows [ 7D,8S ]
dcda6285 mucks cards [ QD,QS ]
pappagone mucks cards [ JD,5D ]
ReifferMadd wins $14.50, ReifferMadd wins $108.60.

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57502 players at stars right now, anyone know if this is more than party ??

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63583

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63583

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pretty close. 58987 on stars now

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Huge fish on my table at stars right now.

91% VP$IP 0% PF raise

Average VP$IP is 40% + .....lovely.

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While that is a good point, Stars also has a lot of people playing nano-limits which aren't available at party. That being said, I'm now a full time stars 2/4 6max player until this all gets sorted out.

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64300 on stars now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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64300 on stars now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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68.8k on pp

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64300 on stars now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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68.8k on pp

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66.5k stars now, catching you up !!!

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Man, load of rocks on stars now. Bonus clearing season.