Re: Bad beat by my GF\'s Dad
 

did he surprise you when he said "so what, I'm plowing her too"?

Re: Bad beat by my GF\'s Dad
 

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So I was over at my girlfriend's house a few weeks ago when her dad was having a little poker night with a couple of his buddies. Anyway, he invited me to sit in and I gladly accepted.

Anyway, we were a few orbits in when this hand came up.

It was a low buy-in .05-.10 $10 buy-in game and I had something like $11, my gf's dad had me covered.

My gf's dad opens to $0.60 in the CO and I repop it to $2 from the SB with 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. He calls.

Flop comes A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. I lead into him small for $1.25, trying to represent a weak continuation bet. My girlfriend's dad pushes and I call. He shows A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

Turn is the 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], river is the 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] giving my gf's dad quad aces and he loses to my straight flush.

I go "Hey, I'm sorry, but everyone gets lucky sometimes, right?"

He says "Yeah, but it's alright, maybe you won this hand, but I'm still the big winner."

I go "Oh yeah? Why's that?"

He tells me "It's 'cause I'm plowin your girlfriend."

NOW who's layin the bad beat, mother [censored]?

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Re: Bad beat by my GF\'s Dad
 

Awesome thread. Tears are in my eyes from laughing.

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Verily Abraham Lincoln was over at Mike McDermott's flat a few minutes ago when he was having a little poker afternoon with a couple of his acquaintances. Anyway, he invited me to sit on his couch and I politely declined.

Anyway, we were in orbit when his right hand came up.

It was great.

My gf's dad opens the door for strangers.

Flop comes AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

Turn around, bright eyes.

I go to the washroom to refresh myself.

He says "Ok, it is up the stairs on the left."

I go "Alright thanks."

He tells me "Actually I lied lol"

NOW who's layin the bad beat, Aunt Jemima?

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YEAH MAN FYP IS ALWAYS HILARIOUS HUH

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"Haha, I bad beated you at a 5 cent-10 cent poker game."

"Haha, YOUR DAUGHTER AINT GONNA [censored] RIGHT FOR A WEEK"

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Srry, no disrespect to your lady.

Re: Bad beat by my GF\'s Dad
 

Dad: "Oh yeah? Well I had a 'bad beat' of my own while I was watching you two through the window last night. Who's uncomfortable now?"

Re: Bad beat by my GF\'s Dad
 

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Verily Abraham Lincoln was over at Mike McDermott's flat a few minutes ago when he was having a little poker afternoon with a couple of his acquaintances. Anyway, he invited me to sit on his couch and I politely declined.

Anyway, we were in orbit when his right hand came up.

It was great.

My gf's dad opens the door for strangers.

Flop comes AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

Turn around, bright eyes.

I go to the washroom to refresh myself.

He says "Ok, it is up the stairs on the left."

I go "Alright thanks."

He tells me "Actually I lied lol"

NOW who's layin the bad beat, Aunt Jemima?

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YEAH MAN FYP IS ALWAYS HILARIOUS HUH

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the ONLY good FYP i've seen on here for weeks and weeks, a true work of art.

Re: Bad beat by my GF\'s Dad
 

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i think he means he put his penis in her vagina repeatedly but i could be mistaken

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haha