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12-14-2005 12:21 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
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you must ask him "Arnold, what is best in life!"

to which he should respond "To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you! And to hear the lamentation of the women!"

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MonkeeMan 12-14-2005 01:46 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Ask if his balls shriveled up from all the steroids.

RacersEdge 12-14-2005 01:55 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Ask him if he thinks Reggie Bush should go pro.

Or, ask him if he has a bet with the governor of Texas on the BCS title game.

These are gold. Trust me, I'm Austrian.

mmcd 12-14-2005 02:08 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Clearly, the best play is to try to subtley work as many of his ridiculous movie quotes as possible into regular conversation about whatever topics happen to come up. Tape record the lunch and post a transcript.

DaveKForty7 12-14-2005 02:20 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
5 words.

How many five year olds?

gamblore99 12-14-2005 03:15 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
why made you want to get into politics?
What is your favourite muscle?
Do you miss germany or in any way consider it your home?
Do you like being called the governator?
What is your favourite movie/Actor?
What is your favourite colour
What do you do when not doing politics/eating babies

Sorry. I tried.

PokerBob 12-14-2005 03:27 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
ask him if he is gay. i beg this of you.

astroglide 12-14-2005 03:30 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
just awkwardly interject with "joke" statements about sex offenders, and how you think it's repulsive and that sort of thing. then start getting more and more serious and start talking about how california law makes it too difficult for them to integrate back into society. be specific with the details (e.g. how many feet one must live from a school).

craig r 12-14-2005 03:36 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
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just awkwardly interject with "joke" statements about sex offenders, and how you think it's repulsive and that sort of thing. then start getting more and more serious and start talking about how california law makes it too difficult for them to integrate back into society. be specific with the details (e.g. how many feet one must live from a school).

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And I don't think he should just get more serious, but his tone should change and no matter what and no matter how hard Arnold tries, the OP can't let him change the subject.

craig

Leaky Eye 12-14-2005 03:52 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Is it appropriate to thank him for killing Tookie?


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