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vexvelour 11-21-2005 04:28 PM

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What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms.

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hmmmmm, I like it.

vexvelour 11-21-2005 04:29 PM

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I don't understand why you're not at least considering the flaming bag of [censored]. it just might work.

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too old school. besides, the bitch has bionic ears, i'd end up getting caught somehow.

tdarko 11-21-2005 04:30 PM

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hmmmmm, I like it.

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used condoms or the idea?

btw, i like the idea.

pokerdirty 11-21-2005 04:30 PM

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What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms.

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no OOTiots have sex though

Patrick del Poker Grande 11-21-2005 04:31 PM

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everytime you hear her move, call the cops for a noise complaint.

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This should be coupled with whatever other dastardly deeds you use. The cops will eventually just figure that both of you are nut cases and will stop showing up altogether at some point.

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And then you're free to just murder each other. This is how we end up with dead bodies that go undiscovered for months.

Also, does this woman not have a blog?

jedi 11-21-2005 04:31 PM

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hey, here's a [censored]' splendid mature and adult thing to do, mozy your lazy ass over to her place and talk to her about it. you would be surprised at what this could do.

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Hey, this is OOT. Rational thoughts have no place here.

Patrick del Poker Grande 11-21-2005 04:31 PM

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What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms.

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no OOTiots have sex though

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At least not with condoms. Condoms are for sailors.

MelK 11-21-2005 04:32 PM

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Well, there are like 5 cops that live in the complex,

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Some sort of anti-cop bumper sticker on her car would work.

vexvelour 11-21-2005 04:36 PM

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hey, here's a [censored]' splendid mature and adult thing to do, mozy your lazy ass over to her place and talk to her about it. you would be surprised at what this could do.


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I have. She insists that me and my boyfriend stay up till 3 in the morning talking loudly and slamming our doors.

Meanwhile he works early and I go to school. We do neither of these things and I refuse to stand there and argue with her about my own doings. She has also told me that if I want to stay up late I should go in my (attached) garage and do it. She is completely irrational.

MonkeeMan 11-21-2005 04:39 PM

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Move your bed up against the adjoining wall and bang the [censored] out of your bf while you scream and moan (even more than usual). When the cops come, tell them sheepishly that your bf is a bit of a stud, but you have every right to enjoy sex in the privacy of your home. Do this whenever the bitch has company over and all times in between. She'll move out or ask to join you.


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