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My favorite vulgar expression for it is trunk c***.

raisins

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Actually banged a girl with the biggest curtains Ive ever seen to the point I had to tell my friends and she is now referred to by us as Beef Curtains....

...and sadly after i was done with her my buddy started banging her about a year later.

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New one on me, but I'm not surprised by anything girls say no matter how crude. Well, mostly, I guess. But I've heard too many of them talking sex stuff to think they're any less graphic than guys. I think they're much more so.

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I know they're graphic but worse than us? hmmm...I'm not aware of any female equivalent of the "dirty sanchez"

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I enjoy licking the "little man in the canoe".

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What, no Pastrami or Roast Beef mention?

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Carne Asada seems appropriate.

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lotsa people use word beef curtains.

Particularily if girls have big beef curtains.

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Rest assured that the likelihood of every detail of your cock and balls and performance and all the stupid things you did or said are known by people who were not there at the time.

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Rest assured that the likelihood of every detail of your cock and balls and performance and all the stupid things you did or said are known by people who were not there at the time.

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That's kinda neat

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this is not actually natural, she used a vagina pump, very similar to a penis enlarger.