Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

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You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme
You should know by now
Don't have a cow
That post wasn't worth a dime

If you're new then please resist
The urge to make posts like this
You'll need to read
Or else you'll bleed
Your chips cuz you're the fish

Either way I must implore
If you're unable to make a score
Please end this thread
Just go and spread
Your legs and bonus whore

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Beautiful. You get my vote.

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme
You should know by now
Don't have a cow
That post wasn't worth a dime

If you're new then please resist
The urge to make posts like this
You'll need to read
Or else you'll bleed
Your chips cuz you're the fish

Either way I must implore
If you're unable to make a score
Please end this thread
Just go and spread
Your legs and bonus whore

[/ QUOTE ]

Beautiful. You get my vote.

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed. I think it's the current front runner. A little more insults wouldn't have been bad but it's very clever.

Krishan

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

A friend of a player from Sweden
said "you try to play good, but you're bleedin'
avoid those coin tosses
to recover your losses
and shortly your wins be exceedin'"

Ok so not perfect. Apparently the concept of rhythm is too tricky for me.

Edit: This is not intended to win the contest.

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

Im not writing more than 1 stanza. For proper reading, you must know that counter strike nerds say stfu as if its a single word in real life and pronounce it "stuff-oo"
(no Im not a CS nerd but I had a friend last year who was...)

Hi, I play poker too
I probably play better than you
Ive won tons of bling,
and endured a 700 BB downswing.
Until youve done that, plz stfu.

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

Do you think "ess-tee-eff-ju" when you read stfu?

Just curious.

Edit: Ok ty.

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

I know that we all need to whine.
And venting can help time to time.
But some that are here
often like to sneer.
So shut up or you'll be treated unkind.

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

There once was a Schneids that went broke
"These suckouts are such a joke!"
Out went his roll
Now he rides poll
And sucks loads of dick for coke

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

There once was a board full of poker players
Who all thought fish were dumb haters
who gave them all money
like sweet wine and honey
but they all sucked at reading comprehension because the first post clearly stats that there must be 3 stanzas in order to compete in the competition

Krishan

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

There once was a 2+2 poster
Who usually played really good poker
When playing begat losing
At a time not of his chosing
He whined worse than Martha’s stock broker

Whining servers no purpose, it’s said
If he would just get that into his head
He’d post something here
That we all could cheer
But he wastes all of our time, instead

Then along comes some ignorant chook
Posting stats showing how he’s been took
He moans and he groans
About how he’s been owned
When he really should open a book

Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
 

[ QUOTE ]
Im not writing more than 1 stanza. For proper reading, you must know that counter strike nerds say stfu as if its a single word in real life and pronounce it "stuff-oo"
(no Im not a CS nerd but I had a friend last year who was...)

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I played CS for a number of years and never once heard someone say "stuff-oo".